Wednesday, May 5, 2010

9 comments Joe Morgan Is Back

I am going old-school with my Joe Morgan ESPN chat today. I sometimes don't like to include the question the person asked to Joe for reasons of brevity and to make the page look less complicated. Sometimes I feel like a post involving a chat contains a wall of text because I include the question and answer. Like I said, I am going old-school and including the question with the question asked of Joe Morgan today. Joe's back, which means he is going to be chatting with us all summer about baseball, consistency, and baseball, and consistency, and possibly there will be a few Gary Sheffield references thrown in as well. I think ESPN just does the JoeChat as a way to mind-fuck the reading audience. It is like they are saying, "We can put whoever we want on our network. We will hire a donkey to do baseball telecasts and still get good ratings as long as we show teams from cities that draw ratings." Which brings me to...

My "Get Over It" award of the week" goes to Henry Schulman of the SFGate, which is apparently home to the San Francisco Chronicle. He is boycotting the ESPN Sunday Night Baseball games until they quit showing the Mets. I have to agree with him that ESPN has shown a lot of Mets games recently and I am behind him on this losing battle of having more teams represented on ESPN's telecasts. It won't happen, we have to get over this. ESPN needs to make money, not make friends, and high-profile teams make them more money. I 100% agree with him in principle with what he is talking about.

He gets my "Get Over It" award because there isn't even a need to complain about it now. It won't change now, or ever. Why does he even watch ESPN's telecasts of baseball games anyway? What possible value could hearing and seeing ESPN telecast a game that doesn't feature the Giants bring him? Why watch ESPN at all is my question? So my answer to his reasonable and impossible-to-fix complaint is get over it and just stop watching baseball games televised on ESPN that don't involve the Giants. That's what I did except for unusual circumstances.

As if I need to provide more proof of why I don't watch many ESPN MLB telecasts, here is the JoeChat. Lets's see what the new special advisor to the Reds has to say about the baseball year so far:

JM: One thing that I've taken notice of this year has been the fact that the stars are still being the stars. They're being consistent from the beginning of the season.Whereas, we're finding that a lot of teams that were supposed to be at the top of the division are struggling,

No one expected the Twins, Phillies or Cardinals would be leading their division at this time of year. What a wild and crazy season this has been!

but the star players are still playing like stars. I'm specifically talking about guys like Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, Pujols, Manny Ramirez, Alex Rodriguez, Jeter. Guys like that are playing consistent. I think that separates them even more from the pack.

I think what else separates them from the pack is that Joe just named six guys who have 7 MVPs among them. I think what makes Manny so consistent is that he has been on the 15-day DL since April 22nd. Of course Joe did this chat on April 27, so I am assuming he knew this.

I also like how he puts Alex Rodriguez in there, which is correct in that he is playing consistent, but he is consistently average (for him) with a .253/.342/.421 line this season so far. It is not like A-Rod is tearing it up or playing excessively well this year. Ryan Howard is also underachieving for him with a .273/.310/.491 line. Not to mention it is May 5th, so it is kind of hard for a player to not be consistent since so few games have been played so far. Saying a player has been consistent after such a small sample size is classic Joe Morgan.

Clay D NY [via mobile]


What are your thoughts on A-Rod walking over the mound against Oakland?

"He needs to be more consistent with his walking over the mound. Also, Dave Concepcion should be in the Hall of Fame."

JM: I have to admit that I have been corrected, because I didn't know that unwritten rule. I've seen different reports. One said that he stomped on the rubber. The other said that he walked over the mound.

If only there was a site that SHOWED you what happened, like in video form. If only. Then, and only then, could Joe Morgan speak to exactly what happened.

The pitcher said that was his mound, but it could be the Yankees' pitcher's mound too, right?

(Bengoodfella lowering his IQ 45 points to understand what Joe is saying)

So Joe is saying that the Yankees have to pitch off the mound too, so really the mound isn't actually the A's...even though the A's were pitching on the mound when the incident in question occurred?

(Raising IQ 45 points back to his original level) Yes, but it wasn't the Yankees mound at THAT POINT though, which is the problem Dallas Braden had with A-Rod's little adventure across the mound. I am not sure I had ever heard the rule either, but I have only been following baseball since I can remember so I may have missed it at some point.

If he's standing on the mound, I understand that. But I don't think he was.

Is this a game of tag or something? Is the mound "base?" Why does Dallas Braden have to be on the mound at the same time as A-Rod in order to be authorized to get pissed off? More importantly, what the hell is Joe talking about?

If that's the case, then pitcher's shouldn't stand in the hitter's batting box.

Is Joe Morgan familiar with the sport he gets paid to cover? The pitcher doesn't stand in the batter's box at any point, other than to yell at the umpire or when he is batting...at which case the pitcher isn't a pitcher, but a batter. The pitcher almost never goes in the batter's box. What the hell is Joe talking about?

Joe (LA)


Is Ryan Howard really worth 25 mil/year?

No.

JM: Well, let's put it this way. If Joe Mauer is worth 23 or so. A guy that hits 40 plus HRs and drives in 140 runs a year and Joe Mauer has never done that, then I would say yes.

This could perhaps be some of the worst analysis of the day. It is actually just plain embarrassing this is the best Joe Morgan can do. Joe Mauer plays a premium position, catcher, where great players with certain statistics are worth more than another player at a different position with the same statistics. So this has to be taken into account.

What else has to be taken into account is how long Ryan Howard will be paid $25 million dollars. This isn't a one year contract. If we are comparing the two, will Mauer (we are assuming he is still a catcher) be worth $23 million at the age of 32-34 and will Ryan Howard be worth 34-36 years old as a first basemen? I am not even going to get into Joe's comment about how Mauer has never hit 40 home runs and driven in 140 runs, like those are the only two ways a player can contribute to a team, but this isn't an easy comparison. Rather than just looking at each player's home runs and RBI's and judging from there, we have to look at each player's position and how old they will be (and how productive they are) while they are both still making $20+ million per year.

So I don't think it is just easy to say, "if Mauer is worth $23 million then Ryan Howard is worth $25 million."

Howard produces numbers and that's what we've come to in this game is about numbers. I don't necessarily like the fact that it's about numbers, but he produces them.


What should it be about? Consistency? Some other mythical baseball idea I am not aware of? We never get the answer to this and Joe moves on.

Ray A. (San Francisco, CA)


Mr. Morgan, what do you think of the Giants Tim Lincecum? If you could compare him to one pitcher, who would it be?

JM: Obviously, he has proven to me that he is going to, he's not yet there, a great pitcher.

He's had two full seasons in the majors. His statistics look like this:

2008: 18-5, 2.62 ERA, 169 ERA+, 265 strikeouts.
2009: 15-7, 2.48 ERA, 177 ERA+, 261 strikeouts.

By the way, he is 4-0 with a 1.70 ERA, 0.827 WHIP, and 262 ERA+ this year. He is a great pitcher at the age of 26. I don't care what Joe Morgan says.

Being blunt with you, I didn't think he should have won the Cy Young last year. Wainwright, to me, had the best season of a pitcher last year.

Lincecum went 2-3 down the stretch.

It is fine if Joe prefers Wainwright, but simply because Lincecum went 2-3 down the stretch is not a reason to favor Wainwright. Lincecum lost his last three games by the scores of 2-1, 6-2, and 3-0. The Giants scored 3 RUNS TOTAL in the games he lost to end the season. Clearly this is not his fault and to throw out this statistic of Lincecum going 2-3 down the stretch in order to prove Lincecum struggled during this period is misleading at it's very best.

This is why the statistics "wins" to compare pitchers is used too often. Idiots like Joe Morgan randomly use the statistic in an attempt to prove something and he ends up looking ignorant to anyone who looks into why Lincecum went 2-3 down the stretch. Lincecum going 2-3 down the stretch is not a representation of how well he pitched down the stretch.

I still believe that he's going to be a great pitcher. All that said, he's phenomenal in the way he handles pitchers this year.

I hope he realizes Tim Lincecum is a pitcher and not a catcher. He shouldn't be handling pitchers at all.

I just think you have to wait a little bit before comparing him to a Juan Marichal.

Who the fuck compared Tim Lincecum to Juan Marichal? I think the voices in Joe's head are taking over.

I would compare them, because they both use the fastball and a lot of other pitches.

So we shouldn't compare Lincecum to Juan Marichal, but Joe thinks they are a lot alike. More importantly, you could also compare every other pitcher in MLB using this standard since 95% of them use a fastball and a lot of other pitches.

But if you look at someone that's pitching now, I would say Johan Santana, except he's lefthanded.

So Lincecum is just like Johan Santana, except not really.

Let's sum up what Joe has said here. He said Tim Lincecum is not a great pitcher, we shouldn't compare them to Juan Marichal, he thinks Lincecum is a lot like Juan Marichal because he throws a fastball and a lot of other pitches, Lincecum isn't a great pitcher yet, but he is a lot like a guy who is a great pitcher, Johan Santana. Got all that?

Clay D (NY)

What player, either current or past, does Jason Heyward remind you of the most?


JM: Probably the only player you could compare him to that young is Joe Mauer.

Well naturally the only player you can compare Jason Heyward to, present or past, is Joe Mauer. I can't think of any other comparisons (Dave Parker, though that one is overdone) that would be appropriate...unless you discount the other 100 people Heyward has been compared to that isn't Joe Mauer. When I think of Jason Heyward's game, I think of Joe Mauer being so much like him.

They're different types of players,

Clearly, Joe Morgan has difficulty with understanding what it means to compare players who he claims are alike.

Being a rookie, he's had off days, striking out three times in one game.

This reminds me, Joe Morgan was talking about how Ryan Howard was worth $25 million per season and he didn't even mention how many times he strikes out in a game as a negative. It is good to see that Joe is progressing like that and is not afraid of strikeouts as much anymore.

Shane (Knoxville)


Joe, as a former player, how do you feel about how star players get paid these rediculous amounts of salary that they consider "fair" or "market value", causing teams to trade good players because they can't "afford" them?

JM: I'm not one of the old guys that say they shouldn't get paid. I think they should get paid whatever the market will bear. I don't see anyone complaining when Tom Cruise gets paid $50 million for a movie and then more than that for residual DVD sales.

Actually, I would like to complain about that. Tom Cruise sucks and he shouldn't make that much money. Possibly the Thetans (whatever the hell those are supposed to be) are the reason he makes so much money and that's great for him, but I am still pissed he makes shitty movies now AND he mentally screwed-up Katie Holmes. So I would like to complain about how much he makes for movies. I don't think I am the first. I believe Paramount complained too as the cut their ties with Cruise a few years ago.

Last year, MLB tried to cut salaries, but the stars will still get paid.

I am fairly certain this didn't happen. If MLB got together with teams and tried to cut player's salaries, that would be collusion, which I am pretty sure is illegal for MLB management and teams to do. Maybe they WANTED to cut salaries, but had no real way of doing it.

It's unfortunate that the superstars will get most of the payroll, but it's the same with other sports as well. Manning, Favre, Brady, those guys make big money too. I look at other sports and other entertainment industries and it's the same. The NBA, LeBron James is going to get whatever money he wants.

This is actually incorrect. The NBA has a cap on what free agents can earn on the free agent market and the NFL also has a salary cap teams must stay under. The elite players in these sports do take up a good portion of the payroll, but LeBron James isn't going to get whatever money he wants on the free agent market. There is a cap on how much he can get.

For a quick second though, imagine how much LeBron James would be worth on the open market. What would he be worth? 7 years $200 million? 10 years $400 million? Would that amount really be off the table if he could earn as much as he wanted?

Nora (St. Louis)


JM: You have to start with Halladay, until last night. He was undefeated until then.

It still constantly grates me when Joe Morgan says shit like this. The fact Halladay lost a game means he isn't the best pitcher in the National League? Is Albert Pujols not as good of a hitter when compared to Ryan Howard because Pujols' team hasn't made the World Series while Howard's team has? Is Ernie Banks not as good of a shortstop compared to Phil Rizzuto because Ruzzuto has more World Series rings? Why does Joe insist on tying a team winning/losing a game directly to a pitcher's performance with no other data involved?

I realize pitchers have more to do with winning a game than one single batter, but to judge a pitcher individually on how the team did, still seems slightly unfair to me.

Lincecum has not been defeated. He's pitched great.

But he is still not a great pitcher in Joe's mind. He's pitched great, but he isn't a great pitcher yet...for reasons only known to Joe.

The guy who has pitched well and maybe wasn't supposed to is Mike Pelfrey.

Who knew the #9 overall pick in the 2005 draft would be a good pitcher and could pitch well? NO ONE EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN! I would have thought Pelfrey would be washed up at the age of 26.

Brad Penny has pitched well. Barry Zito.

I've been impressed with a lot of pitchers. That's just to name a few.

Joe named five pitchers here. I don't know why Nora was looking for an actual answer from Joe Morgan to a direct question posed to him. He can't, and won't, give a direct answer. I do have to tip my hat to Joe, if this is really him answering these questions, because he at least he named pitchers who were currently pitching well. Just a few questions ago he said Alex Rodriguez and Ryan Howard were playing well this year when they are actually playing at a level below their usual standard.

Matt (Puyallup, WA)


Hi Joe, thanks for your time. What are your thoughts on Mike Pelfrey? While he didn't exactly dominate on Sunday, he did well enough & he seems like he has real presence in the early going - even moreso than his solid 4 months or so in 2008. What do you think is Pelfrey's ceiling going forward?

JM: I go back to something that Herm Edwards, the football coach said: You play to win the game. Pelfrey didn't dominate on Sunday, he still pitched well enough to win.

Ok, that's not really answering the question too much, providing a quote about football and then saying Pelfrey pitched well enough to win. I can't help but add Pelfrey pitched well enough to win because his offense scored enough runs to help him win, but Joe acts mentally handicapped and somehow can't see how a team scoring runs and a pitcher "pitching well enough to win" sort of go hand-in-hand. If the team scores a bunch of runs, their pitcher pitched well enough to win, whereas he didn't pitch well enough to win if his team didn't score many runs. We all know by now this type stuff irritates me.

If Pelfrey pitches 6 innings and gives up 2 runs, but his team scored 1 run and the Mets lost, he still pitched well enough to win, but his team didn't score enough runs.

If Pelfrey pitches 6 innings and gives up 7 runs and the Mets scored 9 runs and the Mets won, he didn't pitch well enough to win, but the Mets still won. Pitching well enough to win has a lot to do with how many runs are scored by that pitcher's offense. I can't see how Joe can't see this.

I believe that the pitchers job is to go out there and win the game, not to work on your WHIP or ERA, but to win.

That is his job, but a pitcher can't be judged for a poor offense. A poor offense shouldn't reflect badly on how a pitcher pitched in a given game.

In most cases it's harder to win a game 5-4 than it is to win 2-1.

I can't even begin to understand how the hell this is true. They are both one run games and I would think it would be harder for a pitcher to give up one run in a game compared to giving up four runs.

I believe that we've gotten to a point where statistics are the only thing that's important, but you play to win the game.

No, no, no. This isn't about statistics. This is about common-fucking-sense. A pitcher who has pitched a 9 inning game and given up 3 runs, but loses has not pitched ANY WORSE than a pitcher who has pitched a 9 inning game and given up 3 runs, but his team wins the game. There is no difference. It's like basic algebra. If "X" stays the same, but the result ("Z") is different, then it is because "Y" changed.

Here's an example:

X= runs given up, Y= runs scored, Z= positive/negative score (whether team loses or not)

X + Y = Z is the basic equation...

Example 1: X= 2, Y= 4, Z=?

"Z" would equal 2 and that team would win.

Now if we know Z= -2 and X stays the same (the pitcher has given up the exact same number of runs) then Y has changed. So it is not "X's" fault "Z" has changed because Y can't hold up its end of the bargain. I am confusing everyone, but this isn't brain surgery, it is really, really basic. Quit holding pitchers accountable for wins and losses when the reason a team lost isn't that clear.

I am not giving up until every man, woman, and child understands it is fine to play to win the game, but whether a pitcher has done well in a game ("X") isn't based on whether the team wins or loses ("Z") all the time. It also depends on variable "Y" which is how many runs his team has scored.

Clay D (NY)


How much more years does Jeter have at this pace offensively?

JM: I'm not nearly concerned offensively as I am defensively.

Nobody gives a shit what you are concerned about. The question was about Jeter's offense. The question isn't, "what concerns you most about Derek Jeter?"

How long can you play shortstop? At what age do you lose range that it hurts the team?

Apparently Derek Jeter loses his range in his mid-20's. It is amazing what using the Internet to find answers can get you.

Then he gets it back when his in his mid-30's. Of course those damned statistics would tell Joe Morgan the answer to this question and he wouldn't have to ask it, but who really needs statistics when the point is to win baseball games?

Offensively, he can play another position and do well.

I'd love to know more about what position Joe Morgan thinks Jeter would play. Not first base because Tex is there and isn't going to be moving, A-Rod seems to have third base covered for the time being, Robinson Cano doesn't have prior experience playing another position as far as I know, Jeter isn't going to play catcher, and I don't know if you want him in centerfield...so that leaves left field or right field for him to play. I am being nitpicky, but I don't know if Jeter can play another position and do well...unless another player moves positions.

He has a unique hitting in that he fights the ball off so well. I'm not concerned about the offense, but how long can you play shortstop at a high level on a championship team?'

Considering his UZR is actually improving, probably a few more years. Of course why would anyone be interested in statistics like this that can help find answers to questions? I know Joe would probably rather spend the rest of his life wondering the answer to this rather than using damned statistics to try and figure it out.

I like how Joe still never answered the question posed to him because he isn't concerned about Jeter's offense.

JM: I'm broadcasting the Phillies-Mets this weekend. There's a lot of talk about Howard, but I'm always asking people, what about Chase Utley? He's the best hitting second baseman in the league. He drives in runs and scores runs. He's a much better player than he gets credit for.

Yeah, why doesn't anyone talk about this Chase Utley guy? He has only been in the last four All-Star games and has only won the last four Silver Sluggers at second base. Can't he get elected King of Philadelphia or honored with a parade in some fashion? Doesn't anyone outside of Philadelphia know his name? No one talks about this guy being any good.

Buzzmaster

Thanks for chatting Joe!

I look forward to arguing with what he writes all summer...actually, I don't look forward to it.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

12 comments Three Columns For Tuesday

I couldn't decide which of these columns to cover for today, so I just decided I was going to cover them all. Today we find that Woody Paige loves Tim Tebow, Jay Mariotti hates Jewish people, and Tracy Ringolsby really hates Alex Rodriguez.

I will start off first with the Tracy Ringolsby column on Alex Rodriguez. Tracy's picture says, "sure I may be named Tracy, but you can tell by my cowboy hat and serious demeanor I will rustle up a can of whoop-ass on you for mocking my name."

He opens that can of whoop-ass on A-Rod. Before I go defending A-Rod (again), I want to call him a cheater, a liar and a person who does tend to get under the skin of others because he just has something about him that makes you want to punch him in the face. That being said, Tracy Ringolsby finds a few new things to blame on A-Rod that aren't his fault.

Maybe it was an inadvertent misstep that led President Obama to fail to mention Alex Rodriguez’s name during the Yankees visit to the White House on Monday — or maybe the teleprompter just skipped a page — but if Rodriguez wants to be respected, the best advice he can be given is to learn to respect others.

Maybe they should send A-Rod back to pre-school and they can teach this to him. I am sure it would make a great reality show series on MLB Network. I have no other ideas at this point because he has played in MLB for a long time and hasn't seemed like he will change now or ever.

This is the guy, remember, who had it leak out during the clinching game of the 2007 World Series that he was going to exercise the option to void what remained of his contract with the Yankees (which led to his new deal). What the heck? His team wasn’t even in the World Series that year.

So it would have been perfectly fine for A-Rod to leak the information he was opting out of his contract if his team was in the World Series that year? It really would have been fine to leak this information while he was still playing? How come I don't believe this?

I never had a problem with that information being leaked at that point. The media went ape-shit over this information being leaked, but what is conveniently forgotten is that the media didn't have to report the information. They chose to make it a story by reporting it. Also, Brett Favre spends entire summers monopolizing the spotlight and taking the focus off of anything else going on in football, but no one accuses him of not respecting the game of football. Hell, Favre even had a commercial come out during the Super Bowl lampooning his annual retirement/non-retirement dance, which reminded us all he had not made a decision on his status for next year. Other stories take away from important games, it just happens sometimes.

What Favre did/does is not as severe as what A-Rod did, even though I didn't have a problem with the news of his opting-out being leaked in 2007, but there have been plenty of stories that have been important and come out during important games in all major sports. Usually, the players don't get as much blame as A-Rod has gotten for what happened in 2007. It's not like the media had to report it.

And that wasn't the first time A-Rod put his own needs ahead of an organization. Tom Hicks, the man who is attempting to sell the Texas Rangers, was able to cover the Rangers’ share of Rodriguez’s 10-year, $242 million deal signed before the 2001 season, despite Hicks’ bankruptcy problems.

So it is A-Rod's fault that Tom Hicks paid him so much money and now is going through bankruptcy problems? Should A-Rod have asked Hicks if he could afford it before he signed the contract or asked to inspect Hicks' books to make sure the long-term financial future of the company looked good? This situation isn't his fault. Blame Hicks, not A-Rod.

It’s the working stiffs with the Rangers, the ones who had their future caught up in a Hicks-created retirement plan, who are left with nothing to show for their efforts.

And somehow, someway, that is A-Rod's fault? So it is A-Rod's fault Tom Hicks paid him so much money, then mismanaged his business to where he was losing money, and now Hicks' employees are suffering...because of Alex Rodriguez and his greed? Should he have attended board meetings with Hicks? Why doesn't massive contract given to Chan Ho Park by the Rangers get some blame also? Because it is Chan Ho Park and not Alex Rodriguez?

Not that it would matter to Rodriguez. He lives in his own little world, and he is oblivious to anyone else.

Why should it matter to Alex Rodriguez that the owner of the Texas Rangers is having money problems? It isn't his job to run the Rangers. When an athlete signs a contract with a team, does that mean he is also liable for any financial problems that team may encounter? Should an athlete pay a financial auditor to make sure a team is financially secure and can afford the contract offered to him before signing on the dotted line?

It should be noted that Oakland pitcher Dallas Braden’s public whining about the Rodriguez snub was almost as ridiculous as Rodriguez’s inability to properly navigate his way around the bases.

I actually thought A-Rod's asshole response to Braden's public whining was kind of funny. You don't run over the mound, but if Braden is going to call A-Rod out publicly, I think to mock Braden's career victories is asshole/funny kind of payback. I realize I am in the minority on that.

Rodriguez's act of arrogance in Oakland wasn’t his first ( and most likely won’t be his last) inability to show respect to the game and its participants.

A-Rod meant to walk across the pitcher's mound. He was being passive-aggressive and just an overall asshole. He was trying to get under the skin of the opposing team, which is sometimes seen as a good thing. Bert Blyleven wrote an entire article three weeks ago about "gamers" and how their teammates love them because they got under the opposing team's skin intentionally. When A-Rod does it, everyone hates him, because pretty much no one likes A-Rod. Still, there is a thin line between a "gamer" who tries to irritate the other team and what A-Rod did by walking over the pitcher's mound.

Among other things, there was that May 30, 2007 game in Toronto when Rodriguez, on second with two outs, is alleged to have yelled "Mine!’’ on a pop-up, prompting Toronto third baseman Howie Clark to step back from underneath the ball, allowing it to drop and permitting a run to score.

I firmly believe that if a player like Eric Byrnes or Daren Erstad had done that, they would have been lauded for doing whatever it takes to win and trying to get under the other team's skin. Doing what A-Rod did is no different than the second baseman or shortstop pretending to prepare to catch a relay throw from the outfield or feign the ability to catch a line drive that is over their head in order to confuse the baserunner.

Sure, A-Rod verbally confused Howie Clark by calling "mine" and it was a dick move, but I really do think if another player had done that it would be looked at in a positive light. A-Rod strikes me as the kind of guy who tries to so hard to be a part of the group, he just fails in many ways. He's the guy who sees his friends picking with each other and then makes a joke about someone's mom, wife or girlfriend that is over the line. It's like he lacks a social skill necessary to tell the exact difference in gamesmanship and just being a jerk.

Rather than going over part of the mound, just enough to make Braden overreact and look like an asshole for calling him out, where A-Rod could also saying it was a mistake and he didn't mean to, A-Rod goes over the entire mound and then pretends to not know the rule. He sucks at being passive-aggressive.

At least ``Tommy,’’ his personal attendant, was exonerated from wrongdoing. Remember Tommy? When Rodriguez was with the Texas Rangers, he wasn’t about to accept anything but total attention from the clubhouse folks so he had his own attendant with him at all times. He initially took ``Tommy’’ to New York with him, but after a year, Tommy’s ballpark presence ended.

A-Rod is not the first or the last player to request a personal attendant in the clubhouse. This column is going from a "today's players doesn't respect the game of baseball" column to a "let me list all the things that piss me off about A-Rod."

It has to eat at Rodriguez now to have to play alongside Derek Jeter. Those who were around him in both Seattle and Texas say the easiest way to set Rodriguez off would be to say something complimentary about Jeter.

Again, this has nothing to do with Alex Rodriguez respecting the game. Tracy Ringolsby is listing things he doesn't like about Alex Rodriguez again. He's a jealous person who has some weird social quirks that make him an easy target when he screws up, but I am not sure if that means he doesn't respect the game.

But Rodriguez is hardly alone in not showing respect for the game.

Yet this entire article was about Alex Rodriguez and doesn't name another single player who doesn't respect the game. It seems that A-Rod is actually alone in not respecting the game.

Don Baylor was hit by more pitches than anybody in the history of the game who did not wear padding, and yet he charged the mound only twice.

So any player who charges the mound doesn't respect the game? Don Baylor also intentionally got hit by the pitches, so there was no need to charge the mound because he WANTED to get hit:

"I could have been hit another 100 times if I hadn’t gotten out of the way. I didn’t go up there to get hit. I went up and crowded the plate to take away the outside strike and make pitchers come in to me. It evolved into part of my game. Hit me, I’ll steal a base on you." - Don Baylor in The News Tribune (Larry LaRue, 05/27/2005)

Yet Ringolsby goes on as if Baylor didn't seem to want to get hit.

Instead, Baylor and other like-minded players would send their message in a more emphatic manner. They would slide hard into the second baseman or shortstop on a play at second base, and let the middle infielder take the message to the pitcher in between innings.


The gritty, hustling way to take care of this issue is to attempt to injure a player who had absolutely nothing to do with you getting hit by a pitch. That's the professional way to show respect for the game. If someone from one team punches you, go punch someone else on the team in the hopes the message gets around. Nothing shows respect for the game of baseball by trying to "cleat" a second baseman because the pitcher hit you with a pitch. Maybe that shows respect in Ringolsby's eyes, but it also doesn't make a lot of logical sense.

Maybe what it all boils down to is, quite simply, Rodriguez is the high-priced poster boy for an age of self-indulgence.

That could very well be it. Thank God we have old-school writers like Tracy Ringolsby who wear cowboy hats and tell us the respectful way to play the game of baseball. It was very selfish of A-Rod to sign a contract with a Major League Baseball team without attending board meetings or investigating the financial statements of the team he was signing with. I know that for sure. Why didn't he check out the Ranger's financial books first? That is his job and all as a baseball player for the Rangers.

If so, he wears the label well.

I can't figure out if this article is really about respect for the game of baseball is eroding or is more about how Tracy Ringolsby wants to bring up a few more things, like the financial state of the Texas Rangers and the evolution of charging the mound after being hit by a pitch, so he can blame Alex Rodriguez for them.

-Jay Mariotti has a "Dez Bryant" story of his own that happened to him. Sadly, no one asked Jay Mariotti if his mom was a prostitute because I would have paid to see his face when he was asked that.

"Are you anti-Semitic?"

The editor asked the question and then stared me down, convinced I was guilty, all because a sports-franchise owner didn't like me and sometimes pressured the newspaper into intimidating me.

I am 100% positive that whatever Jay Mariotti did to make this sports-franchise owner dislike him was absolutely deserved. Also, it is pretty obvious this sports-franchise owner is Jerry Reinsdorf. He is Jewish and has two teams in the city of Chicago where Mariotti used to write for the Sun-Times.

In another meeting in his office, the same editor forearm-shivered me into a wall as I tried to leave the room and escape his wrath.

I love how Jay Mariotti does everything in his power to make himself always seem like the victim. He takes shots at sports figures and then acts shocked when they come at him to take ownership of his remarks.

These incidents happened several years ago at the hopelessly chaotic Chicago Sun-Times, and I relate them now because I, too, have had a Dez Bryant experience.

Oh no, you can't. Jay Mariotti wasn't a 21 year kid who had an interview question asked about his mother. He was a grown man who was being taken to task for remarks that he had made about someone else. Dez Bryant did nothing to deserve the question he received from the Dolphins. I am sure Jay Mariotti did something to deserve the "intimidation" he got.

Then Mariotti goes on to talk about how bad the question to Bryant was...it was a kind of asshole-ish question, but if a team is going to spend millions of dollars on a draft pick they probably want to find out everything they can about the player. It doesn't excuse the question, but we also shouldn't act like this is a normal job interview that was being conducted.

Bryant clarified. "I got mad -- really mad -- but I didn't show it. I got a lot of questions like that: Does she still do drugs? I sat and answered all of them."

To be fair, his mom was fairly well known to have used drugs when Bryant was young. This is part of Bryant's story he has told, so he may have gotten asked about it at some point.

So why wouldn't Goodell, in the same context and interest of league preservation, ban Ireland from work for a significant period and sock the Dolphins with the franchise equivalent of a six-game suspension -- say, a $3 million fine? That's the approximate figure Roethlisberger would lose during his ban, right?

This is apples and oranges. Ireland was out of line, but I am not sure a $3 million dollar fine to the Dolphins is appropriate here, simply because Ben Roethlisberger got a similar fine (in the form of a suspension) for his conduct in Georgia this spring and Las Vegas last summer.

Why? Because more is at stake than just maintaining a discipline equilibrium in how players and management are dealt with. Ireland, you see, is white. Bryant is black.

I wouldn't have even thought about this until now.

But NFL executives are under pressure not to waste big bucks on bad people. So they look under rocks that, in the end, are meaningless to the issue at hand. If Dez Bryant catches the football, scores 12 touchdowns next season and behaves himself off the field, no one will care if his mother is a supermodel or an alien from outer space.

I agree the question was out of hand, but a team is investing large amounts of money into these players. They want to be able to probe the players to make sure the investment is worth the risk they are taking on the player. If Bryant plays well, then no one will care, but if a player's family has a history of violent crime or affiliation with gangs, but a team can't ask about that...then 3 years later that player is involved as the victim or perpetrator in a violent crime, the team will have wished they could have asked more probing questions. It's just a fake scenario and Ireland's question was out of line, but we can't ignore the investment teams are making in these players either. I am not excusing the question, but the team really wants to know what kind of player they are going to be drafting.

No one had my back when I was called "anti-Semitic.''

Because no one likes Jay Mariotti. At some point he has to realize this.

The commissioner better have Bryant's. A lot of people, particularly in the black community, are watching and waiting.

I am not sure this is a black or white issue, but more of an issue about what is appropriate to ask a player prior to the draft and what is not appropriate to ask a player prior to the draft...no matter how much Mariotti may want to not believe this is true, it isn't a racial issue nor does it have anything to do with if Jay Mariotti was asked if he was an anti-Semitic person.

-Woody Paige does not like it when you question Tim Tebow's ability to play in the NFL. Let Woody clear his throat as he answers a question about Tim Tebow and goes off on the questioner a little bit.

Would you mind leading us all in a rendition of "Happy Trails" for Broncos coach Josh McDaniels after his idiotic 25th pick in this year's NFL draft of Tim Tebow? Does he really think Tebow is a franchise quarterback? I'd rather take my chances with Brady Quinn and draft a center or nose tackle with that pick. I'm not a general manager or a head coach, but I do know that if you're going to draft a QB in the first or second round, you had better expect him to be your franchise player. Tebow is not that.

— Robert, Atlanta

Ready for some sarcasm on the part of Woody Paige? I don't hate Tim Tebow, but one of the reasons I wouldn't be terribly sad to see him fail in the NFL is just so self-righteous guys like Woody Paige will have to eat their words when they are absolutely sure Tim Tebow will be a great success in the NFL. It is like they take personal offense to the idea he may not succeed. I love Ndamukong Suh, but I don't get all pissy when someone says he may not be a good NFL player, yet sportswriters get incredibly emotional over Tebow's future success in the NFL. They like him personally and let that affect their writing.

Robert: I bow to your expertise and welcome your opinion from Buckhead,

There's the sarcasm.

How in the name of God Shammgod (former NBA player) can you sit there staring at your computer screen in Atlanta and claim Tim Tebow won't be a franchise quarterback? Based on what? Your barber told you so?

How about this is based on the fact the following are the quarterbacks drafted in the 1st round since 2000. Let's see how many appear to be franchise quarterbacks (By the way, franchise quarterback is a pretty tough standard to meet anyway, so I am just going to say competent quarterbacks):

2000: Chad Pennington (yes)
2001: Mike Vick (yes, though I could debate this)
2002: David Carr (no), Joey Harrington (no), Patrick Ramsey (no)
2003: Carson Palmer (yes), Byron Leftwich (no), Kyle Boller (no), Rex Grossman (no)
2004: Eli Manning (yes), Phillip Rivers (yes), Ben Roethlisberger (yes), J.P. Losman (no)
2005: Alex Smith (no), Aaron Rodgers (yes), Jason Campbell (no)
2006: Vince Young (no...not yet), Matt Leinart (no), Jay Cutler (yes)
2007: JaMarcus Russell (no), Brady Quinn (no)
2008: Matt Ryan (yes), Joe Flacco (yes)

I am not going to do the 2009 draft because it is too early to tell. Based on data since 2000, of the 23 quarterbacks taken, 10 of those can be considered "franchise" quarterbacks. So less than 50% of the quarterbacks taken in the 1st round since 2000 (excluding 2009) are considered franchise quarterbacks and of the 23 quarterbacks taken, just 12 of them are projected to start for an NFL team this year.

So Robert from Atlanta has some pretty good data backing up his claim that Tebow won't be a franchise quarterback. Woody doesn't give a shit though.

I vividly remember writing in 1982, when the NFL strike was going on and I decided to travel around to see college players (Eric Dickerson, Herschel Walker and several others), and I wrote a column saying: "I have seen the future of pro football, and his name is John Elway."

So because John Elway succeeded in the NFL, and Woody Paige thought he would, this means Tim Tebow will succeed also?

Five Super Bowls. Hall of Fame.

Retarded reasoning. Half-ass thinking.

Tebow's assistant coach at the University of Florida in his senior season (and a main reason Tebow returned) was Scot Loeffler, a former NFL quarterbacks coach and one-time Michigan quarterback and Michigan assistant. He played with Tom Brady and was a graduate assistant helping Brady his senior year. Loeffler worked with Chad Henne, the Dolphins' starter. Loeffler has compared Tebow favorably to both guys.

Well I didn't realize an assistant coach at Florida compared Tebow to Tom Brady. That makes all the difference in the world coming from an unbiased source like this. Perhaps we should have asked Tebow's parents for their unbiased opinion as well on their son's future prospects in the NFL.

Tebow did have a low start-up point on his throws in college, but he hired three former NFL coaches, and he has corrected the hitch.

Some claim he will go back to it. I don't believe so.

See, that's Woody Paige's opinion, not a concrete fact. Tim Tebow may end up being a great quarterback in the NFL, I will still make fun of the media's love for him throughout his career, but the opinion of Woody Paige that Tim Tebow won't go back to the hitch in his throwing motion he had in college is pure opinion. I don't Tebow, but to be able to predict anything he can/will do in the NFL is just speculation. I took a look at Tebow a few months ago and I never ruled him out as being a great NFL quarterback. I don't like him as a first round pick at all, but I may be wrong.

How many times have you talked to him, Robert? Let me guess.

That's just being an asshole. Just because a person hasn't talked to Tim Tebow doesn't mean a person can't predict his future in the NFL, just like meeting him doesn't mean a person can predict his future skill level in the NFL. If this was the case, there would never be a quarterback bust.

How many times have you seen him play in person? How many of his coaches and opposing coaches and NFL coaches have your talked to?

Doesn't it sound like Woody is being unbiased and unemotional about his opinion of Tim Tebow? It is like someone has insulted Woody Paige's family, he is taking real offense to the mere suggestion Tebow isn't a franchise quarterback. This is a great example of a sportswriter getting too emotionally involved with a player, which compromises what little objectivity sportswriters are supposed to have.

When he comes into a room, you can tell he's a quarterback. There's a je ne sais quoi. But there's a special quality.

He's charismatic and a nice guy. That can't be denied. Ryan Leaf looked like a quarterback and other quarterbacks have had that aura. It doesn't necessarily lead to success.

When he was in high school, Tebow attended a "Friday Night Lights" weekend at the University of Florida. After a meeting of young players and coaches, the Gators' strength and conditioning coach took Tebow downstairs to the weight room for a cheeseburger.

As the two sat there having lunch, Tebow asked what the Florida record was for most leg lifts. Mickey Marotti, the coach, replied: "Oh, 18, I think, by some lineman." After he finished his fries, Tebow walked over to the weights, did 19 lifts, and left.

That's a great story and it shows just how strong Tim Tebow is. Unfortunately, this goes to show Tebow's dedication and weight-room work ethic, but isn't a great example of he can read NFL defenses or be an NFL quarterback.

Did the fact Peyton Manning couldn't lift a ton of weights make him less likely to succeed in the NFL?

He has a body that punishes defensive linemen. He can run better than Elway did.

That's great. Unfortunately, Tebow's job as a quarterback isn't to punish defensive linemen or fun the ball, but to play quarterback. Sure, there will be running involved, but NFL defensive linemen are a lot bigger than college linemen, so they will be punishing him back. Tebow isn't the most elusive guy in the open field from what I have seen either, so a coach isn't going to want his quarterback to take the punishment and run like Tebow did in college. I just thought I would mention this.

I will tell you who to compare Tebow to: Steve Young.

Fine. But this doesn't mean he will be as good as Steve Young. He reminds me of a less mobile and bigger Steve Young. He doesn't appear to be as mobile nor as much of a natural passer as Young was coming out of BYU. I am not hating on Tebow, just being honest. He may end up being great, but these are the facts for right now.

But the NFL didn't think much of him, and people thought the left-hander would have to play another position in the pros. So Young went off to the USFL (signing with the Los Angeles team owned by Denver cable mogul Bill Daniels) and was great.

They didn't like him because he was left-handed and "too athletic", not because they questioned his actual ability to play quarterback.

When Montana was hurt, and later when he was traded, all Young — who didn't have a strong arm, but could throw hard and could run harder — did was become the most accurate passer in NFL history and win a Super Bowl (with Mike Shanahan as his offensive coordinator).

So naturally this means because Mike Shanahan was an offensive coordinator for the 49ers when Steve Young was the quarterback there, and Woody Paige just compared Tebow to Young...then Tim Tebow will be as good as Steve Young. It's a natural progression in Woody's mind.

Shanahan loves Tebow.

Just not enough to draft him at #4. Just not enough to the point where he wouldn't rather trade for a 30-something quarterback and trade draft picks from a team that needs draft picks. Just not enough to do ANYTHING to try and get Tim Tebow to play for the Redskins.

That must not be enough for you, Robert. You would prefer an inside linebacker. The Broncos just signed a veteran inside linebacker, and they still have Mario Haggan on the team, and they will be fine there.

This is exactly why people don't like Tim Tebow. I can't believe how personally Woody Paige is taking this criticism of Tim Tebow. It's not even about whether Tebow will succeed or not anymore, it is that Robert from Georgia DARED to criticize Tebow's potential.

Football and sports are entertainment. What's more entertaining in the NFL than the drafting of Tim Tebow?

A winning team.

McDaniels will bust himself to make Tebow a better quarterback, and I know Tebow will bust everything he has to prove people wrong who are somewhere off in Atlanta.

I will never question Tebow's work ethic. I just question how his skills translate to the NFL since 50% of 1st round quarterbacks since 2000 (not including 2009) have busted.

Tebow is not that? You don't know. Maybe I don't know. But I do know you and I and everyone else reading this mailbag will pay attention to him, more than Sam Bradford or Colt McCoy or Rolando McClain, and there will be anti-Tebowers and pro-Timmys.

So is it about entertainment or making the Broncos a good team? It seems like this entire rant has been about making the Broncos good, not the entertainment factor, but not Woody is arguing that Tebow will be an entertaining guy. If he wants entertainment, get Tebow to headline at Vegas.

Besides, when I shook hands with Tebow the other day, I was stunned by the large size of his hands. He's not going to fumble.

Unfortunately, how big a player's hands are doesn't have everything to do with whether he fumbles a lot or not. Fumbling is also based on how the quarterback holds the ball, plus even a quarterback with big hands will fumble if a defensive end gets a hand on the ball while the quarterback is winding-up to throw.

All through this answer to the question, Woody did not once mention Tebow would succeed because his skills translate to the NFL. It was all about who Tebow reminded Woody of, how strong Tebow was, how big Tebow's hands were, and how overall large Tebow's body is...but nowhere was quarterback ability mentioned except to directly compare Tebow to other great quarterbacks.

This is one of the reasons people have turned against Tebow a bit. Sportswriters, announcers, and others throw away all modesty and fawn over him and take it as a personal offense to indicate he may fail. He may not fail in the NFL, but drop the pom-poms.

Monday, May 3, 2010

11 comments MMQB Review: Who Dat Who Steal Drugs? Edition

Another Monday, another MMQB. It is what we look forward to all weekend. Getting to hear Peter King's Monday morning proclamations and complaints about the world. Last week it was all about the NFL Draft and we didn't get to hear too much about what terrible things Peter had to endure while traveling or what thoughts he had about the current baseball season. Today, Peter kicks off his long-awaited MMQB with the revelation that the answer to "Who Dat?" may be...dey are people who steal Vicodin. No wonder Sean Payton was so giddy after the Super Bowl victory, he was taking some Favre vitamins.

The story involves the dispensation and alleged theft of 130 Vicodin tablets from the Saints' drug locker at the team's offices and training facility in New Orleans over a four-month period early in 2009. A lawsuit filed by discharged former Saints' security director Geoffrey Santini, a former FBI agent, describes the recipients of the Vicodin as "Senior Staff Member A'' and "Senior Staff Member B,'' and profootballtalk.com reported Saturday that coach Sean Payton is Senior Staff Member A, with assistant head coach Joe Vitt Senior Staff Member B.

Somewhere Jerry Jones is laughing and telling everyone that Sean Payton should never have drank that bottle of wine Jones reserved a few months ago. Bad things happen to people who cross Jerry Jones.

I am also 97.3% sure Bill Polian had something to do with this also. You can't mess with those two guys.

I've read the 13-page lawsuit, filed Friday in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. Mike Florio of profootballtalk.com reported that Santini sought a $2 million settlement to not file the suit last week and the Saints didn't respond. I'm told the Saints turned over all evidence in the case to the DEA in June and have been waiting for a decision in the case ever since.

By the way, if anyone wonders if this has been a slow NFL news week, this was the most important story of the week that led off Peter King's MMQB.

On Saturday, after the profootballtalk.com report, Payton said, "I have never abused or stolen Vicodin or any other medication.''

He did steal the hearts of the New Orleans people though. That has to count for something.

The lawsuit makes it clear that in January through April 2009, a theft of approximately 110 Vicodin tablets occurred from the drug locker. Santini's suit says Loomis directed that a hidden camera be installed in the trainer's room, so any further theft of Vicodin could be captured on video.

On the morning of April 30, 2009, according to the suit, Santini was informed that eight pills were missing from a Vicodin bottle of 100 pills. The videotape showed Senior Staff Member B -- Vitt -- using the keys from trainer Scottie Patton's office to open the drug locker and take eight pills from a bottle of Vicodin.

In Vitt's defense, the Saints did feel like they had to numb the city's pain after Hurricane Katrina. Perhaps he thought the best way to do this was to use Vicodin.

Plaintiff told Loomis the event should be reported and without copying the video it would eventually be overwritten by the recording equipment and erased. Loomis told the Plaintiff to 'let it go,' in effect instructing the Plaintiff to allow the destruction of evidence of a felony. Plaintiff then told GM Loomis that the crime should be reported, and he [Loomis] stated "this is not a criminal investigation.'' GM Loomis left plaintiff's office and plaintiff made a copy of the video onto a video cassette.''

Who cares if Loomis covered up a felony? Remember that onside kick Sean Payton called? Man, that was gutsy! The Saints are gutsy, what a Super Bowl! Let's focus on that.

Payton's involvement in the case seems almost tangential. Most of the accusations concern Vitt allegedly stealing the Vicodin and Santini describing Loomis trying to cover it up. On page six of the suit, Santini asks Mangum, referring to Payton, "How are they going to explain [SSMA]?''

"He's stopped,'' Mangum said, according to the suit. "Somebody has talked to him.''

This isn't really exciting NFL news and other than the fact Sean Payton is mentioned as having stolen Vicodin there isn't too many people involved the average fan has heard of. I would be shocked if this was the first time something like this has happened and even more shocked if this was the last time something like this will ever happen.

"Mickey is adamant he did nothing wrong,'' said a source close to the Saints. "Sean is beside himself -- he swears this is a trumped-up charge.''

Every Saints fan this morning -- and a nation charmed by the improbable story of the Super Bowl Saints -- has to hope the same thing.

I didn't mean to act like I had been charmed by the Saints...I wasn't. The only charming for me about the Saints would have been if they had not won the Super Bowl and my favorite NFL team had. They never charmed me, and I am not deluded enough to think the fact they won a Super Bowl means everything is fine after Hurricane Katrina. I don't care if it is a trumped up charge. Sean Payton has been acting kind of cocky since he won the Super Bowl, so it may just be karma if this turns out to be true.

Look up the retiring punter's bio and the thing that jumps out is this: the number 22. From 1988, when he entered the league as a free-agent punter making $52,000 with Raymond Berry's Patriots (Steve Grogan and Russ Francis were teammates), Feagles played every game for 22 consecutive seasons. That's 352 straight games played, an NFL record. I don't care if you're a snapper or a ballboy; to never have a tweaked hamstring or suffered a bum back in 22 years and to play every game is amazing.

I do care if you are a snapper, ballboy or punter. It is interesting that Jeff Feagles played every game in 22 years in the league, but it is not nearly as amazing if he did this by playing a position that actually required physical contact and him being on the field for more than a maximum of 5-6 plays per game. There is a huge difference in any other position player having played in 22 straight games and a punter having done that. Brett Favre/Peyton Manning's streaks are much more amazing in my mind.

I've come into possession of the letter sent by the attorney for Ben Roethlisberger, David Cornwell, to the commissioner after Roger Goodell met with Roethlisberger in April and before Goodell issued his sanction against the Steeler quarterback for his loutish behavior.

This is the 4th leading story in Peter's MMQB. It was a slow NFL news week. Didn't an NFL player run over someone or get arrested? So far we have drug theft, Peter honoring punters and a letter...that Peter is going to type of VERBATIM to kill some space.

Though I could not have predicted these specifics, I am not surprised that Ben is dealing with a challenge of personal development. His passion for football and the remarkable success resulting from his commitment to the game necessarily means that he has compromised his development in other areas. No person has unlimited capacity.

If David Cornwell is somehow saying that a person can't be a good person AND good at his/her job simultaneously, then that is bullshit. It can be done. This would be one of the weakest excuses for Ben Roethlisberger's behavior I have heard so far. It is fine that he works hard at football, but this isn't a good reason why he didn't develop enough as a person in other fashions. He is a three dimensional person, not a character on a television show.

Ben bears exclusive responsibility for the consequences of his choices, but that does not mean that these particular consequences were foreseeable. Whether it is in the privacy of a hotel room or in the more risky environment of a semi-public restroom, a false allegation of rape simply is not within the zone of the foreseeable consequences of consensual sex.

How could anyone have known this would potentially happen? Other than the fact Roethlisberger was accused of the exact same thing a few months ago in Las Vegas, Kobe Bryant had a similar situation happen to him very publicly, and Mike Tyson went to jail because he was accused of rape? Other than the situation that happened to him and these two other high profile cases, HOW WAS BEN ROETHLISBERGER TO KNOW HE COULDN'T LOCK HIMSELF IN A BATHROOM AND TRY TO CONVINCE A DRUNK GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM?

Who could have predicted this could go wrong?

The difficulty that Ben had in articulating a distinction between the risks associated with private and semi-public sex is the product of the undeniable similarity between the Reno and Georgia accusations, even though one event occurred in the privacy of Ben's hotel room and the other in a semi-public bathroom.

It wasn't a "semi-public bathroom," it was in a bar which is a very public bathroom. It was made semi-public by Roethlisberger's bodyguards outside the door refusing to let others enter.

I trust Ben's private conversation with you gave you a glimpse into the difficulty he had in distinguishing who he is from what he does.

I love the attempt to differentiate between "who Ben is" and "what Ben does." It is as if Cornwell needs us to believe there is some other part of Ben Roethlisberger who takes actions he can't control, and these actions aren't representative of who he truly is.

Postscript: Goodell six days later suspended Roethlisberger for a minimum of four and a maximum of six games, and ordered him to undergo counseling after a comprehensive behavioral evaluation, banning him from team activities until counselors allow him to rejoin the team. The evaluation is likely to be done soon, but there's no telling when he'll be able to return to work with his teammates.

This is all we need to know from the counseling...Ben Roethlisberger is wealthy and famous. He likes to have sex with women and from his prior experience knows women like to have sex with him.

Armenti Edwards, second-round Carolina wideout. After a tough first day of NFL receiver work Friday, the converted Appalachian State quarterback (you'll recall he beat fifth-ranked Michigan at the Big House with three touchdown passes and one rushing in 2007) starred Saturday, making a couple of one-handed catches, one from fellow rookie Tony Pike. There's going to be pressure on Edwards to play a big role and to play it early after the Panther dealt a 2011 second-round pick for the third-rounder they used to choose him.

First off it is "Armanti" Edwards, but I guess you would have to follow the NFL to know that...wait, Peter DOES follow the NFL, in that case he needs to spell better. There is no pressure on Edwards to play a big role and the Panthers consider this year as a sort of red-shirt year for him. Unless what they have been saying publicly is all bullshit.

LenDale White, Seattle running back. He weighed 218 over the weekend, down from the high 230s, and coach Pete Carroll, who had him at USC, said, "I don't think he was that light when we recruited him.''

Everyone ready for a LenDale White contract year-type explosion followed by a contract extension/huge contract and him ballooning up to 280 pounds? I know that I am. Ok, maybe he won't do that for sure, but I wouldn't rule it out.

Trent Williams, first-round Washington tackle. There's a scarlet "W'' on the chest of Williams now (for "work ethic'') after Oklahoma's strength coach told the Washington Post that Williams was "definitely not a gym rat ... There's a lot of talent there he just hasn't tapped.'' The Redskins surely plan to start Williams, likely at left tackle, and he'll make his debut in camp this weekend. With what follows him from Oklahoma, he'll have to work harder than he did there.

I know we talked about how Williams fits in with what offense Mike Shanahan runs, but I still have some concerns about the Williams over Okung pick. I didn't even know that Williams wasn't considered a hard-worker at Oklahoma. Of course, it may not matter if he is just good at left tackle no matter how hard he works.

We've added a couple of perks to the football event of the spring in New England: the New England Locker Room Luncheon, benefiting the Matt Light Foundation (www.mattlight72.com) and the Greater Boston Food Bank (www.gbfb.org).

We're also throwing in three perks (well, the first two are perks, and the third -- well, you decide)

3. One lunch guest will get me, after visiting 21 training camps this summer, as his or her personal fantasy-football consultant. I'll either go with you to your draft, or I'll talk you through your draft before you go in.

Right, because the biggest perk is to get a sportswriter who doesn't claim to be a fantasy football expert giving out advice to you on fantasy football.

Here's the top 10 running backs in tackles broken in 2009:

9. Fred Jackson, Buffalo, 35

Buffalo drafted a running back with the #9 pick. Again, there wasn't a better use for that pick available...like using it at any other position? Fred Jackson obviously could have manned that position for another year, I don't care how good C.J. Spiller may be. Fred Jackson was 9th according to footballoutsiders.com. This has to be some indication he is a decent running back, so I don't get why the Bills drafted over him in a way.

"I agree.''
-- Jacksonville rookie defensive lineman Tyson Alualu, told at Jaguar rookie mini-camp that the perception in the football world is that he was one of the biggest reaches in the draft, from a story by AOL Fanhouse's Chris Harry.

I appreciate modesty, but I can't help but think it is a bad thing when a football player thinks the team that drafted him "reached" for him.

Now this is good hotel care: Last Tuesday night, I checked into the Renaissance New York Hotel 57 in midtown Manhattan for one night. (Had some meetings in the city on Wednesday.) I got the key card at the front desk and elevatored up the room. The bed in the room was made, but the rest of the room was dirty. So I called the front desk and asked if they could either clean the room or move me to another room.

Two minutes later, a bellman came up and handed me a key to room 500. Meant nothing to me. "I'm sure you'll like this room,'' the bellman said with a smile. So I went to room 500, a corner suite overlooking Lexington Avenue and East 57th Street, at least 2.5 times the size of the other room, with a nice desk and sitting room. Whoa! The other room wasn't that messy. You've got my business for a long time now, Mr. Marriott.

I like how Peter tries to pretend his whining in MMQB isn't designed to get cool shit like this from a hotel. He tells stories of bad service and then tries to be like a diva and actually boycott an entire hotel chain because of one bad visit, but acts like this isn't all designed to get major upgrades like this. The Mariott isn't stupid, they don't want him whining in his MMQB about a dirty room. They will do what it takes to get on his good side.

1. I think the Bears have a underrated group of receivers, with Devin Aromashodu particularly on the verge of hitting it big. The group doesn't worry me the way it worries some Chicagoans. But Mike Martz sounds a little like Sparky Anderson saying Chris Pittaro is the next Pete Rose (remember?) when he says the receivers will be the strength of the Bears this year, and "you can put that in granite.'' Yikes.

So Peter thinks the Chicago group is underrated, yet he thinks Mike Martz is getting ahead of himself by saying the receivers will be the strength of the team and to be put in granite. Sounds like Martz is a little more confident than Peter King about his own predictions.

3. I think the Brett Favre ankle-surgery story from the other day will have little to do with whether he plays this season, the same way something I heard the other day will have little to do with whether he plays.

I think the best point I have heard about Favre came from (of all people) Mike Lupica. He said that Favre comes out and tells us about a surgery he needs to come back for this upcoming season, but also says he doesn't need it to play this season. So why is he telling us about minor surgeries that all players have in the offseason? If it isn't going to affect his status for the upcoming season, why announce the injury?

An NFL player who knows the quarterback well told me Favre said to him after the season, "I'm 100 percent positive I'll never put on pads again in my life.''

I've said a couple of things as a Favre-watcher this offseason: I'm finished predicting what he'll do, because I've been wrong every time I've predicted recently. And if I had to go to Vegas, based on the long emotional scene with several teammates and coaches in the locker room after the NFC Championship Game loss to the Saints, I'd bet he'd play this fall. He loves that team. But please, keep your money in your pocket. That's where mine is staying.

How about we don't ever talk about Brett Favre and him retiring/unretiring until he has made a decision? Can we just ignore him until that time? He is going to have the surgery last minute and then, whoops, miss training camp again. It is all a ruse to get out of training camp.

7. I think my money's on Bud Adams in the Chris Johnson/Titans contract stalemate. Bud hates big-money contracts. Hates 'em. He particularly hates big-money contracts paid to young players after two years.

What a non-bold call. My money is on Bud Adams too. The NFL doesn't have a CBA so we don't know anything about the salary cap and Titans aren't about to give him a new contract with no knowledge of the NFL's salary cap (if there is one), Chris Johnson has to play this year or sit out this year which would hurt him pretty badly in the future and is really not an option, and there is absolutely no reason the Titans would give him a new contract right now overall. So no one should have their money on Chris Johnson in this case.

a. Our prayers, thoughts, karma are with you, Gulf Coast people dealing with the oil spill. What an unending nightmare it is for all of you, careening from one disaster to the next.

I don't want to come off as sounding insensitive, I really don't, but people who live on the Gulf Coast know they live near an area where hurricanes hit and water-based accidents. This is something they should know and they do know. I am sure they may not want sympathy. It doesn't make it any easier and no one deserves this type stuff, but if you live near the Gulf Coast hurricanes and natural/non-natural disasters happen. I am pretty sure the people who live there know this and don't need to be felt sorry for.

h. While my rotisserie team languishes in 13th place in a 12-team league (that's what it feels like, anyway), I'd like to thank the Los Angeles Dodgers, and Jonathan Broxton in particular. I broke the dam in my league and picked the first reliever in the draft. Broxton. He was the guy all the RotoWorlds of the internet told me to pick first, and so I did.

I know this is baseball and Peter covers football, but that person who wins Peter as his own fantasy football consultant is going to end up last in his league. I have no doubt about this.

i. Re Philip Rivers: Mea culpa time in one parting football thought. Last week, I said Rivers was "full of himself'' when discussing a quarterback who has been accused of the same hubris, Jimmy Clausen. I got called on it, rightfully.

Oh no, Philip Rivers is full of himself. Make no mistake about that. I heard stories from N.C. State about his opinion of himself on that campus.

Rivers is a confident guy who sometimes lets his emotions run away on the field, but it's not fair to call a good leader, one who's admired in his locker room and with a good human base, "full of himself.''

You can be a good leader and have a good human base (whatever that is) and still be full of yourself.

It was a pretty slow week for the NFL this past week and I already miss the NFL Draft discussions. Maybe an NFL player will create some news this week.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

10 comments 2010 NFL Draft Grades Part 2

Let's continue with the 2010 NFL Draft grades for the other sixteen teams in the NFL. I am hoping to get at least a "1" or a "10" out of one of these drafts. The funny part is I know I am going to rave over a couple drafts and then they will end up being terrible. It's going to happen. I feel like my grades are too high, but I really like the teams I gave the high(er) grades to. There has to be a team that really screwed up or did well and I think I found them in these grades.

Yes, I do realize it took me over a week to get my NFL Draft grades posted. I like to take my time. The Miami Dolphins start off.

Miami

Bill Parcells is another guy I don't like criticizing too much when it comes to drafting players. He knows what he is doing when he chooses a guy in the draft. I like the trade back from #12 because the Dolphins wanted a nose tackle or end for the 3-4 defense and Parcells knows he could get one later in the first round and accumulate some picks. Basically by making this trade Parcells got his 3-4 end in Jared Odrick and a rushing linebacker in Koa Misi. Just a smart move if you can make it, which the Dolphins could. John Jerry was taken in the 3rd round and it wouldn't surprise me when he is starting this year. After that, there is a bunch of "Parcells guys" which are hardworking players that may not seem to have much talent, but a good coach knows how to get the most out of them. This was a good, if non-sexy draft for the Dolphins. They knew they had some needs and they met those needs. It is a lot like the Falcons draft in my mind. It won't make headlines, but 2-3 years down the road we realize guys who were drafted here contributed in some way to the success of the team.

Grade: 7

This grade might be a little bit high, but the Dolphins did get Brandon Marshall with a 2nd round pick, so I have to factor that into the equation as well. They needed a pass rusher, an end or tackle for the 3-4 defense, depth on the offensive line and a receiver. They got all of those players either through trade or with the first 3 picks of this draft. I call that a successful draft. Plus they signed Vince Oghobaase as an UFA and I really thought he would get drafted. The guys they got later in the draft, like A.J. Edds and Chris McCoy, may not work for other teams, but they are exactly what the Dolphins are looking for. Plus, it was assured to the Dolphins none of these draft pick's mothers are/were prostitutes.

Minnesota

It appears that no matter how many times he tries to deny it or chooses odd times to come out and announce he has not made a decision (if I am not wrong, wasn't there a quote attributed to Favre on the day of the draft about he had not made a decision on whether he was playing or not. He just can't let anyone else have the spotlight can he?), Brett Favre is not retiring. The Vikings did not draft a quarterback. This was a pretty good draft for the Vikings and they made a great move by trading their #30 spot to the Lions. They got a durable running back in Toby Gerhart and an incredibly promising pass rusher in Everson Griffen out of the deal. Chris Cook can play safety or cornerback, both positions the Vikings need help with. For me, later in the draft Joe Webb may end up being a steal. He was a college quarterback who is trying to convert to be a wide receiver. As much as I don't enjoy Brett Favre's presence in the world, there are worse quarterbacks to have throwing you the ball while you are learning a position and Webb has the athleticism and size to be a perfect wide receiver.

Grade: 6

Why the low grade you may ask? It goes back to the central premise of the NFL Draft. To make your team better now or provide depth and security by adding players who may not start today, but could start down the road. Teams should try to draft players who are good now and provide depth for the future. The Vikings succeeded by adding Gerhart, Cook, and Griffen, but they failed in my mind to meet some of the current needs the team has. They needed a safety and a cornerback, they drafted a cornerback/safety in Chris Cook. I thought they needed to take a player at each position. Also, they need defensive line help because Pat Williams is getting old and they didn't do anything to meet this need. Another nitpicky problem I have is what happens if Favre doesn't come back? Isn't it worth it to take a flier on a quarterback at some point in the draft? It is obvious the team doesn't like Tavaris Jackson or Sage Rosenfels, so when Favre leaves after this year or whenever he leaves, wouldn't it be smart to have someone the Vikings like with more than one year in the system? It was a good draft that involved the Vikings taking good players, but I think they could have met some of their needs better.

New England

The Patriots have gotten some criticism for trading away picks this year for future picks. I don't get this criticism at all. The Patriots made 12 draft choices this year, do they really need a few more? I like what New England has done with their draft choices. They have four picks in the first 2 rounds next year, that's not a bad thing. The Patriots had a tight end problem and they have gone to great lengths to solve this problem with drafting Rob Gronkowski (who just sounds like a Patriot) and Aaron Hernandez. These two guys should help solve the Pats tight end problems. The needs they had going in the draft was wide receiver, linebacker, tight end, and defensive tackle. They drafted guys for all those needs and they did well. Jermaine Cunningham is the guy they hope to use in solving their pass rush problems and I didn't love the pick of Devin McCourty (I think they should have gone in a different direction), but it does fill a need the Patriots have so I can't bash them for that. I think Zac Robinson could stick on the team and the two 3-4 DT's they got in the later rounds are good values, but I wish they had addressed the position earlier.

Grade: 7

I possibly could like this draft for the Patriots too much. They addressed their tight end need, got some offensive line prospects that they can develop for down the road, got a pass rusher in Jermaine Cunningham, and Taylor Price is a nice developmental prospect at wide receiver. Really the high grade for this draft is a product of them trading to get more picks and still getting the players they want to fill their needs. I thought they could have done better to fill the wide receiver need they had, but Aaron Hernandez can split out wide as a hybrid receiver/tight end if necessary. The Patriots take a sort of circular way of drafting, but they end up getting the job done. Did they fill their wide receiver and defensive tackle needs for right now? Probably not, but they did a good job of filling their other needs at cornerback, linebacker and tight end.

New Orleans

The New Orleans Saints had a few needs going into the draft. They needed to get some defensive line depth, linebacker depth, and they needed a safety to replace Darren Sharper. Coming out of the draft they did not address two of those three needs in any fashion. As you can tell from my other draft reviews, I don't consider this a positive. They drafted Patrick Robinson to play corner, which I assume means Malcolm Jenkins is going to the safety position. For me, they didn't need another cornerback this early in the draft even though Robinson was a good value at this point. There were good defensive tackles and linebackers on the board at this point and I think they should have taken one of them. I do like the Charles Brown selection and love the Matt Tennant selection. Sean Canfield may have a future in the NFL, but I don't know if the Saints fit what he does best and I am not sure he can even make the roster. He has landed in the wrong spot possibly. I have read positive things about Jimmy Graham, who is about as raw as you can get at the tight end spot, but I didn't think he was the best tight end available in the 3rd round and he hasn't played much football either. For me, he was selected on potential over other tight ends who should have been chosen before him.

Grade: 4

I know this is a pretty low grade, but I felt like the Saints wasted their first pick with Robinson. They didn't need a cornerback that early, even if this allows Jenkins to move to safety. They followed this pick up with two straight developmental-type picks and finally landed a center I really like in Tennant. This is not a bad draft, but this draft doesn't make their defensive line or linebacker core any stronger. They needed to get better at those positions and they weren't able to.

New York Giants

I am so torn on this draft. I think I could give it a "9" or I could give it a "4." It is mostly because of Jason Pierre-Paul, their 1st round draft pick. Is he going to be a bust or a 12-15 sack guy? It seems like no one can agree on this. I don't know if there is an in-between for him at this point. He's a great pick because the Giants needed another pass rusher, in fact the Giants met all of their current needs in this draft, which is really nice to see. Linval Joseph is a great pick and I see him having a good career in New York, of course I thought the same thing about William Joseph. I like Chad Jones in theory, but for me he is more of an athlete at safety than a natural safety, but I could be wrong. I love the Phillip Dillard pick in the 4th round. This guy can make tackles and I think he could end up being a steal for the Giants. Sure he played behind that awesome defensive line at Nebraska, but he made tackles and I think he is better in pass coverage than he gets credit for. Mitch Petrus and Adrian Tracy were good picks for their production in college versus the round they were chosen in.

Grade: 8

I've had some doubts recently about Pierre-Paul, especially since he didn't produce for more than one year. The Giants (as pointed out to me the other day) have taken a chance on guys like this before, so I think they will have success with him. I try not to rave about drafts too much (and may fail), but if Pierre-Paul produces then I think this could be a great draft for the Giants. I can't meet in the middle and give them a medium grade, I won't hedge that way. I think Joseph will be a good tackle, and even if Jones busts at safety, Dillard will make a fine linebacker and Mitch Petrus may have a future in the NFL also.

New York Jets

The Jets get some points due to trading for Santonio Holmes and Antonio Cromartie. They filled two of their needs there, but I think they had a big need for defensive line help, which they did not address at all. They are great at the cornerback position for the next 5 years with Cromartie, Wilson, and Revis. No team is going to be able to throw on them and the blitzes Gregg Easterbrook hates will only get worse. I don't like what I have seen (as little as it has been) from Vladamir Ducasse as much as everyone else loves what they have seen. I think sometimes teams fall in love with players from smaller schools who look like they could be great players. He will be a guard with the Jets and I don't think he is ready to step in for Alan Faneca right now, which is what he will have to do. Joe McKnight was supposed to be good at USC, but it never happened. Is he even as good as Leon Washington? I don't believe he is personally. Then they drafted a fullback in the 5th round because they absolutely insist on not drafting a defensive tackle to make me happy.

Grade: 6

Yep, that's low. I am not hating the players they drafted, just the way they drafted. Kyle Wilson will be a great corner for the Jets, they just didn't need him as much as they need a defensive lineman in my opinion. Obviously the Jets subscribe to the "best player available" theory and that is fine, I just don't have to give them a good grade for it. The Jets will be impossible to throw on, but they really needed to upgrade the front 7 and they did not do this. The Jets had a great pass defense last year without Cromartie and Wilson, but they still need someone to step in for Shaun Ellis or Kris Jenkins soon. They don't have that. I am the only one apparently who isn't in love with the Ducasse selection, but I think that may end up being the best choice (in terms of making sense for their needs) overall for the Jets. Joe McKnight would be great if he could get his shit together, but he won't, so he will be a guy who will try to do what Leon Washington did, just less successfully. Also, in regard to the trades they made, the Jets traded for a cornerback who may not be as great as everyone thinks he is and a receiver who will only play 75% of the year and then become a free agent. Yeah, I am being pretty negative right now.

Oakland

Now that I have semi-panned the Jets draft that involved them taking actual decent players, I am going to give the Raiders draft a good grade for taking good players. Are we sure Al Davis is alive? I don't think he is because this was a good draft. The Raiders had needs and they actually met those needs. They traded for Jason Campbell, which is an automatic upgrade over JaMarcus Russell, and they drafted well. I do have questions about Rolando McClain and I don't know if he is really worth the #8 pick in the draft, but at least the Raiders made a smart pick for a player that will actually improve their team. I was right the Raiders would draft Bruce Campbell, I was just three rounds too early on my pick, and they also got Jared Veldheer...those are two offensive tackles that could be busts or stars. Either way, they were worth the pick for the Raiders. LaMarr Houston was another good pick and the Raiders did take a speed guy, Jacoby Ford, but they did it in the 4th round which is a good time to take a speed guy. Just an overall smart draft to try and help improve this team.

Grade: 8

Yes, I just gave the Raiders an "8." It was that good of a draft, and not just on a "Raiders scale." They didn't really need an ILB as much as they need other positions, but they still used draft picks on the positions they need. They drafted the right guys in the spots where they should be drafted, traded for a better quarterback, took "workout guys" in the appropriate rounds so there was less risk to make the team look bad if they bust, and the Raiders met their team needs. Believe it or not, there is talent on this team, and if they can get the quarterback situation sorted out there is an outside chance they could actually contend for a playoff spot this year. No, I am not high.

Philadelphia

Wow, the Eagles had a lot of draft choices. 13 total. Remember the last two games of the season against Dallas? The Eagles couldn't stop Romo and they couldn't stop the Cowboys from getting to McNabb. You figure they would address all these issues in the draft, right? No, they will not address all these issues. The Eagles did not draft one offensive lineman nor did they draft a corner before the 4th round. They went heavy on safeties, linebackers, and defensive ends. I like the Brandon Graham pick, you have to get to the opposing team's quarterback, but do they need Nesheim, and Sapp too? This wasn't a bad draft, I like Nate Allen, Graham, and Sapp a lot. They did a good job of drafting pass rushers to get at the quarterback, but I think they had other secondary issues that didn't involved the safeties. I would have liked to see them take a corner before the 4th round. Given the number of draft picks the Eagles have, they are bound to land some talent and this isn't a bad team already, so they have definitely improved. I feel like they could have done something to the offensive line though.

Grade: 6

The Eagles got some good talent, but I think a team that has this many draft picks should use some of them to trade up or try to fix the offensive line that got abused by Dallas. There are players I like in this draft and the Eagles did great in the later half of the draft with Coleman and Charles Scott. I think this is a team that could have upgraded the cornerback and offensive line positions a little bit better in the draft. They made some good picks, but I am not sure if a guy like Nesheim is as big of a need as an offensive lineman or another cornerback might be.

Pittsburgh

They didn't draft a quarterback, so that says they will quit trying to trade Roethlisberger or they really like Dennis Dixon and Byron Leftwich. I mocked Mike Iupati to the Steelers and I don't know why I did that. He seemed like a Steelers guy, but Maurkice Pouncey can play more positions on the line and that's what the Steelers need more. He's a great pick because he can play multiple positions and the 2nd round pick Jason Worilds just seems like a Steeler as well. I think the Steelers needed another corner, but they seemed stuck on improving their pass rush, passing game and offensive line. I can't blame them for that. I don't really like either of the receivers they chose because they aren't very big and we all know Roethlisberger prefers tall receivers (remember him complaining about not having enough tall receivers?). I don't know how Jonathan Dwyer lasted until the 6th round and I am pretty sure Pittsburgh can find a way to use him effectively. This wasn't an exciting draft, but they have gotten depth and provided for some security should any of their current players leave in free agency or lose their effectiveness.

Grade: 7

I like the Pouncey pick because the Steelers needed offensive line help, in fact I think they should have taken another offensive lineman. They should have done more to improve their cornerback position, I don't know if trading for Bryant McFadden will get the job done. Emmanuel Sanders and Antonio Brown are both fairly slight guys and I am sure they fit in somewhere, I just don't know where yet. I like the Thaddeus Gibson pick and think in a season or two he should be a productive player. The Steelers weren't looking to fill too many holes and the draft reflects that. They have gotten guys who can play sparingly for a few years and will hopefully develop into good players. Sometimes the best drafts are those that aren't very exciting upon first inspection.

San Diego

I am big on filling needs in the draft. You can probably tell from what I am writing and may hate that about me. It's just how I am. If a team has a need, you don't reach for a player, but you find a player to fill that need. I am sort of questioning the Chargers for trading up like they did to get Ryan Matthews, but like the Tyson Alualu situation with the Jaguars I can't blame a team too much for trading up to get a player they want, especially if they really need that player. The Chargers did need a running back...like last year they needed one, refused to take one in the draft, and paid for it. Not to mention, the Chargers are a team that can afford to trade draft picks to get a player, while I don't think the Jaguars can do this. I love Ryan Matthews. If you forced me to list my favorite running backs in the draft, it would go like this:

1. Ryan Matthews
2. C.J. Spiller
3. Montario Hardesty

The Chargers needed Matthews and they got him. Kudos to them. The second need the Chargers had was a nose tackle and they got one of the best ones in the draft, Cam Thomas, in the 5th round. This is a story of two drafts for me. The Chargers made picks I loved and then they made picks I hated. They have three of each. I don't like the Darrell Stuckey choice, Jonathan Crumpton choice, or the Dedrick Epps pick, but the picks make sense in the context of what the Chargers need.

Grade: 9

Why the high grade you may ask? They filled every need they had with a quality player and the picks I didn't like actually had a purpose behind them, and just because I didn't like them, doesn't mean they won't pan out. They needed a third tight end and a third QB and Epps and Crumpton are good developmental prospects that don't need to see the field for the Chargers. Stuckey is a reach for me in the 4th round but that doesn't mean he is a bad player. They got a pure NT and a pure RB out of this draft. I would have given them a "10" if they had passed on Stuckey and tried to get some offensive line help in the fourth round. I really liked this draft for the players the Chargers chose and how it improved the team.

San Francisco

The 49ers had the advantage of two first round draft choices and they needed to use them to help the offensive line, which they did. I like the choice to help fix the secondary, but I have to question why they didn't try to get a cornerback at all. Taylor Mays could end up being a good safety, but he isn't a cover cornerback and he actually struggles in coverage, so that isn't a help at all to the 49ers. I appreciate them trading up for Anthony Davis to play tackle, but I think I would rather have seen them draft a cornerback and an offensive lineman in the 1st round, not two offensive linemen. Anthony Davis has motivation problems and now he is going to be coached by Mike Singletary. This is either really going to work and Davis will end up being great or it will fail miserably. This is a very talented group of draft picks but Iupati reportedly isn't a great pass protector, Anthony Davis has motivation problems, Taylor Mays hasn't gotten his talent together yet, and Navarro Bowman had discipline problems at Penn State. That's a lot of questions about the first 4 picks for the 49ers.

Grade: 5

I thought the 49ers needed a corner badly. They could get carved up by opposing teams this year through the air. The offensive line has been improved, and that is a good thing, but I have a feeling the 49ers are going to be looking to replace either Davis or Iupati in a couple of years. Davis looks like he could easily bust. After trading for Ted Ginn Jr, the 49ers draft a guy who does the exact same thing Ginn does in Kyle Williams. Anthony Dixon is a backup at best in the NFL and the 49ers chose a player at the cornerback position in the 7th round. I think sometimes they rely on Singletary's ability to get through to players too much. This draft has a boom or bust-type feel to it and I think it will bust. I don't know if Anthony Davis will get motivated and I really like Taylor Mays, but not in a secondary with no cover corners.

Seattle

The Seahawks had a great draft, but I don't know if I like it as a top-tier draft for this year. It's not a result of the early picks, but because the later round picks drag the grade down a bit. I am glad the Seahawks didn't draft a quarterback, because they didn't need one, but I would have liked to see them take one at some point in the draft. That's me being nitpicky. They got the best tackle in the draft, the second-best safety, and the 2nd best wide receiver with their first 3 picks. It doesn't get better than that. After that, I like the Anthony McCoy pick if only because Carroll isn't drafting a player from USC he isn't sure about (Taylor Mays is still fuming). For me, I think E.J. Wilson was a reach where he was drafted and I wish the Seahawks had focused on the defensive line a little bit more. We all know Aaron Curry can't sack the quarterback so someone has to do it.

Grade: 8

I feel like I am liking too many of these team's draft picks, but I can't take away too much from the Seahawks for not taking players I like later in the draft. Those players don't generally have as much of an impact as players taken early in the draft, and they nailed those picks. Obviously no draft pick is a lock to do well in the NFL, but Tate, Okung, and Thomas fill needs and are some of the best players at their position in the draft. I like the Kam Chancellor pick for special teams and he can play both safety positions, though he may not start. Other than that, I feel like Seattle did not get great value with their late round picks. I don't hold that against them too much though because of how they drafted early in the first couple rounds.

St. Louis

They had no option when they knew they were keeping the #1 to go with Sam Bradford. I have said my part about him previously. He seems to be a leader at the quarterback position but he comes from a very quarterback-friendly offense and he had injuries last year. That being said, he seemed to be the best quarterback in the draft and had to go to the Rams. I liked the Rams picking a tackle to protect him, how novel to do that, and they even got Gilyard to give him a weapon. I don't like how they chose a corner in the 3rd round when they needed depth there and had so many other needs, like at linebacker and defensive tackle. They also need a tight end that can catch the ball, which they didn't find in this draft either...unless you want to count Fendi Onobun who caught two passes last year for Arizona, which was his first year of playing football in college. I did like the George Selvie pick and he was double-teamed all last year at South Florida which shouldn't happen to him as much in the NFL. He's a good value in the 7th round...actually a great value. He will be a good backup. Really, there is nothing else for me to get excited about in this draft.

Grade: 6

They got their franchise quarterback and their tackle. What irritates me is they could have also gotten a good defensive tackle in there as well, but they chose a cornerback, which isn't as big of a need in my mind. It's not that I don't like Murphy, there just has to be some pressure on the opposing quarterback at some point. The scouting report for Josh Hull, the Rams last pick, said one of his pros about him was that he is "intelligent." Nice, that should convert well to football skill. We all know how football players have to be smart to succeed. The Rams did well when they had to, but I think they really had a chance to improve the team and they didn't do enough to take advantage of that opportunity.

Tampa Bay

Tampa Bay had a good draft. They went with the Moses-stocking-the-arc method (two players from the same position at a time) that Jacksonville loves. The Bucs needed a lot of help on the defensive line and they got it with the first two picks in Gerald McCoy and Brian Price. The Bucs' needs were defensive end, defensive tackle and wide receiver. From seeing them play first hand last year I would agree with all of that. So I am torn when they chose two DTs back-to-back. I think one of those picks should have been a DE, but they couldn't stop the run last year at all, so with a guy like Price available in the 2nd round, it makes sense to take him. That being said, they didn't take a DE until the 7th round, which is indefensible in my opinion. They needed to take one before that point in the draft. I like Arrelious Benn a lot and I think he was a necessity for Tampa Bay. I hate the Mike Williams pick. He is a turd and always will be. I am not sure you can convince me differently. Cody Grimm is the "gritty-hustler" type player announcers love to talk about and Dekoda Watson should have been taken earlier than the 7th round.

Grade: 7

I'm forgiving the Bucs for not grabbing a DE early on. They wanted to make sure the middle was plugged up and with McCoy and Price in there, it definitely will be covered. It may be overkill, but is a necessary overkill, no point in half-assing it. Still, they had to take a defensive end at some point early in the draft and they didn't. I like the Benn pick, but don't even know why a team would waste its time on Mike Williams. There had to be a better receiver available at that point, but maybe they needed someone to hang out with Aqib Talib and get in fights. Myron Lewis is a good fit for the Tampa 2 defense they run and Cody Grimm provides the much needed grit to the team. Still, they have a huge hole on the defensive end spot and as much as McCoy and Price can help, a team has to have good defensive ends as well.

Tennessee

I put Derrick Morgan and Pierre-Paul in the same company. For me, they were of equal value. I thought Pierre-Paul had the higher ceiling but Derrick Morgan was more of a sure thing. I am biased against USC receivers, so I personally don't like Dwayne Jarr---I mean Mike Willia---I mean Damian Williams in the 2nd round. He lacks elite speed and is only 6'1" 196 pounds so he is like a possession receiver without the size required. I don't hate him, but I have grown suspicious of USC receivers over the past 8-10 years. Rennie Curran was a great pick and from what I have read about Alterraun Verner he is a slightly larger Cortland Finnegan-type player. Robert Johnson was a good value for where he was picked, but I think the Titans wasted a few picks later in the draft. Rusty Smith shouldn't be on an NFL roster and David Howard didn't even have a scouting report on him in many places I looked him up.

Grade: 6

I like the Derrick Morgan selection, though I thought he would be a bust a few times I saw him play at Georgia Tech. I actually really like the Marc Mariana choice in the 7th round. He is a guy who seemed to find a way to get open and I think if he makes the roster the Titans may find a way to use him...he has to make the team first though. The Titans did a good job of meeting their needs, but I am not sure if some of the guys they have chosen will be able to make an impact in the NFL. Even though they selected Myron Rolle, I don't see him starting in the NFL, nor do I see Robert Johnson in that role. It was a good draft, but I don't see too many of the players from Round 3 to the end of the draft making an impact for the Titans down the road...Verner being the possible exception.

Washington

The Redskins traded away their 2nd round pick for Donovan McNabb, which even thought it isn't one of my favorite moves, it does make the team better. I will have to factor that in to my grade for them. The Redskins needed offensive line help badly at nearly all the positions and they took care of their quarterback need with McNabb getting drafted, but I still would have liked to see them draft a quarterback and let Shanahan work his "magic" on that quarterback. The Redskins decided to choose the second-best left (though I think Williams is a right tackle) tackle before the best left tackle which makes no sense to me. Russell Okung is a better player than Trent Williams. Anyone who watched the Big 12 last year may know this, but somehow Mike Shanahan hasn't figured this out. He has a good history with offensive tackles, so I am tempting history in criticizing him, but I don't care. Williams was the wrong pick. I don't like any of the Redskins other picks, outside of Erik Cook, and I do like Selvish Capers for where he was picked. So the Redskins did draft well when they actually chose offensive linemen. For me, Perry Riley, Terrence Austin, and Dennis Morris were picks that should have been used instead on a young quarterback or more offensive line help, THEN the Redskins could have gotten Austin and Morris later in the draft or as an UFA since they both seemed to have grades of UFA prior to the draft.

Grade: 3

That's my grade even with McNabb being the new quarterback. The Redskins chose the wrong offensive tackle, they didn't get enough offensive line help, they didn't get McNabb an offensive weapons upgrade, and I am just not a fan of this draft. Trent Williams may end up being a great offensive tackle, but I have visions of him not being a left tackle in the NFL. You don't draft a right tackle #4 overall in the draft. The McNabb trade was a good one for the Redskins, but they need to protect him better than they protected Campbell last year and I don't know if the offensive linemen they drafted this year can do that immediately. They needed to get McNabb more to work with also and they didn't seem to do that. Granted, they didn't have but 2 picks in the first 5 rounds, but that also means they need to me more careful with the picks they made. I think the Redskins are going to be improved this year, but I don't know if this draft will be a big reason for this.

Feel free to tear me apart or disagree in the comments.