Saturday, August 15, 2009

9 comments Double Secret Probation

I figured I would take a chance and sneak past Ben in an attempt to escape the double secret probabtion he has put me on. This will just be a short little post since I am of course still on semi vacation.

Anyways, after a sweet 5 hour drive down to LI (I fucking hate NY tolls and traffic) I came home, got changed, and went to my cousins house. To all you fucksticks that think Pats fans are bad, you dont know the Jets crowd. The minute I walked in the door, I didnt get a "hey, whats up? How was your drive?" no....I got "Yo, son, how about Mark Sanchez?!" "he's the shit...gonna smoke those punk ass pats, son!" All this after the huge sample size of one series he played and one solid pass he made to Clowney against the Rams. I dont know if he does, but I am just going to assume that my cousin reads Peter King on a daily basis, since Peter seems to write a lot about his new binky, Mark Sanchez, and how he's the new Brett Favre. Of course, all of the hostility that was in the room was resolved with a 36 pack of Bud. Alcohol solves all problems, didnt you know?

Yeah, I've got no articles to comment on. I've been looking, but nothing has really stood out to me. I have come to the conclusion that all writers are scared of getting the smackdown laid on them by us, because we are that awesome. This is what I have been telling myself, at least. What? You dont think so? My mom says thats why. She also thinks I'm cool, so what now?

Have a great Saturday, everyone. I'm going to grab a 6 pack, go down to the canal and catch some snappers. Peace.

9 comments:

Bengoodfella said...

How dare you sneak past me. I actually had a few announcements to make so I was going to put up a short post today, so you have vexed me!

Fred Trigger said...

go ahead and put them up. I was just bored because no one is home for some reason, so I just threw a quick post together.

Bengoodfella said...

NOOOOOOO! It's all ruined now.

(Sound of bengoodfella throwing acid on his eyes...if that makes a sound)

AwesomeSean said...

Fred...My bro and many friends are Jets fans. The worst. They rival NYY fans, not in arrogance, of course, but just as annoying. Plus, the first bad series the Jets play they make their way to the Triboro Bridge and summarily commit mass suicide. Jets fans are a sad bunch.

Hey, bud, Boston traffic aint no picnic.

Fred Trigger said...

haha, true but,93 heading into boston has nothing on 95-695 heading to the island, and if theres an accident...forget about it, you might as well walk, because it will get you there faster.

KentAllard said...

I would think Jets fans would be consumed with frustration. 1968 was a while ago.

Fred Trigger said...

Kent:

Joe Namath=most overrated HOF choice ever.

(Me, totally ducking out of the way of all the bile that is sure to spew my way after that statement)

Bengoodfella said...

Fred, I did a post on that about a year ago...I am too lazy to look it up now, but I wholeheartedly agree. Easily the most overrated QB in the HoF and perhaps ever.

KentAllard said...

Ya'll get no argument from me. Namath was an immobile QB with a strong arm, quick release and accuracy problems. He had a lot of support on his Super Bowl team.