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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

4 comments Murray Chass Points Out More Things Sean Forman and Bud Selig Are Doing Wrong

Murray Chass loves to criticize Bud Selig on his non-blog. Don't get me wrong, I don't necessarily like Bud Selig and I don't know if I believe he has done a fantastic job as the commissioner of baseball. Still, Murray mostly criticizes Bud Selig at every opportunity simply because Selig succeeded (and Murray thinks pushed out, which may be true) Fay Vincent. See, Murray loves Fay Vincent. Like in a scary way. Like if Murray writes a non-blog posting, it will mention Fay Vincent 75% of the time. Murray references Fay Vincent and the things Fay Vincent says as if Murray were the younger brother who really respects and looks up to his older brother...played here by Fay Vincent. So today, Murray points out where Fay Vincent was right and why Sean Forman should stick to VORP and all those numbers that are trying to control the minds of baseball players.

Sometimes you have to feel sorry for Bud Selig, just as you would for a child who watches other kids in the neighborhood playing with toys or games he wants but his parents won’t let him have.

This is as opposed to feeling sorry for Fay Vincent who isn't allowed outside to play, but fondly looks out his window at the children playing and then whispers things that should be changed about the games being played outside in the ears of the boys who are allowed to play outside. This is all a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

For example, Selig, the baseball commissioner, always wanted a payroll cap and in his zeal to get it, he was a pivotal participant in the ouster of his predecessor, Fay Vincent,

Which Murray Chass only mentions in nearly every non-blog posting.

But Selig failed to get the payroll cap the other professional team leagues had.

He was also responsible for the Steroid Era and personally injecting steroids into Alex Rodriguez and Roger Clemens' ass. Murray has no proof of this, but Fay Vincent definitely has his suspicions he would like Murray to pass on. Bud Selig is just one big failure. That's the moral of the story. Well the other moral is the same guy who said the following about MLB owners, Fay Vincent, should still be the commissioner in the eyes of Murray Chass:

"George Steinbrenner was a real problem in baseball, and I think Mark Cuban is a real problem in basketball," Vincent said in part (as reported by the Dallas Morning News).

"... I mean, winning is not everything, and I'm afraid for some of these owners they get so carried away with winning they believe that's the objective."

I hate it when owners get so carried away with winning. The best owners in sports are those who don't give a shit about winning...wait, no, that's some of the WORST owners in sports that don't care about winning and care more about turning a profit.

More currently, Selig wants a hard-slotting system that would reduce the bonuses for players selected in the annual amateur draft, but he faces another fight to get it.

Which is an understandable issue from both sides. The owners want slotting to save themselves (hopefully) some money and the players/agents don't want slotting because they want to be able to get as much money as possible from being drafted by a team in the draft. Naturally in Murray Chass' eyes, because Bud Selig wants slotting this is a terrible, terrible idea.

Speaking at Major League Baseball’s draft earlier this week, Selig said, “The clubs have voted, the GMs have voted, and everybody’s for slotting.”

The commissioner, however, is a little ahead of himself on two counts. First, everyone in M.L.B. does not favor a hard-slotting system.

The Boston Red Sox have expressed opposition to it,

So there is one team against slotting. I guess this isn't really "everybody," but one team out of 30 teams doesn't seem like slotting is an overly unpopular idea. Anytime owners can think of a way to save money and keep money away from the players they tend to do it.

and if the Red Sox are against it, you can bet the New York Yankees are, too.

You can bet the Yankees are against it...I guess. I know the Red Sox and the Yankees have similar likes and dislikes (they are frenemies in that way), but I wouldn't say just because the Red Sox don't like slotting the Yankees hold the same opinion. Let's assume this is true though. So with the Red Sox and the Yankees against slotting, should the debate stop there? It isn't unanimous to go to a slotting system, but we know for sure one team is against it and Murray is just speculating another team is against a slotting system. Still, that is only two teams out of 30 teams that are against slotting.

Second, everybody is not for such a system. The commissioner might have meant everybody on management’s side, which a spokesman said he did, but the fact that the union opposes the idea makes for significant opposition that Selig cannot ignore.

Did Murray really need a spokesman to clarify Selig's quote? It is clear from his quote Selig wasn't saying the union was on-board with this slotting system. Selig was speaking for his side of the bargaining table. I bet Fay Vincent could get a slotting system to be instituted AND he would have gotten steroids out of baseball in just a few short days.

In a hard-slotting system, the league sets a maximum signing bonus for each position in the top rounds of the draft. A team can negotiate a lower bonus – unlikely – but not a higher one.

I don't know how I feel about slotting. I think slotting is somewhat stupid and goes against the free market practices I prefer to see in sports. On the other hand, I think leagues like the NFL do need some sort of slotting system or at least a rookie wage cap, which isn't really an issue in MLB. So I am torn. On one hand, the fact a team may pass up a superior player to the one they would normally pick because he will require a large signing bonus annoys me because I feel like teams should do what they can to win games. On the other hand, teams do have budgetary constraints and I understand those constraints. Not every team is flush with money and they deserve a chance to be competitive. Now, should the fact some teams have budgetary constraints while others don't mean there should a more level playing field? I'm not so sure.

The person who would probably be most affected by such a system is Scott Boras, the high-profile agent who often represents many of the top draft choices and has made millions of dollars in agent fees.

Fay Vincent would never let Scott Boras ruin baseball like Bud Selig has.

I called Boras to get his reaction to a hard-slotting system and reached him on his cell phone. But I apparently caught him off guard; he must have been expecting someone else.

Boras doesn’t like me – my questions over the years apparently have been too tough for his liking,

Or he could just not like you. Murray doesn't seem like the type of guy that is easily likeable.

But Boras did not prove to be a man of his word. Not surprisingly, he did not call me back. (UPDATE: Boras did call back two days later after this column was posted.)

Given:

1. Murray Chass called Scott Boras for a reason, to get his opinion on slotting,

2. Scott Boras called him back eventually,

3. Murray Chass took the time to update his non-blog with the information Boras called him back,

4. Why don't we know the answer as to what Boras thinks about draft slotting?

A lesser writer would have updated Boras' response to draft slotting in the column, since that was the entire reason for calling Boras in the first place. But not Murray Chass, he doesn't need to update us on what Scott Boras actually said about draft slotting. He'll leave that to our imagination to figure out for ourselves. God knows my only real concern was whether Boras called Murray back or not, so I am glad he updated us with that information.

In researching the subject of slotting, I came across an article by Sean Forman, the editor of Baseball-reference.com, who makes a mistake common to observers who don’t understand the union’s thinking.

Maybe I am overly sensitive, but I like how Murray, who currently has no connection to baseball other than the fact he used to have a connection to baseball and probably still has sources, refers to Forman as an "observer" who doesn't understand the union's thinking. It seems a bit condescending to me. Sean Forman is a member of the Baseball Writers of Association, so while he hasn't been around as long as Murray Chass has been, he isn't quite an outsider anymore.

The union, Forman wrote last August,

Yet again, Murray Chass quotes Sean Forman without actually linking the article that Forman wrote. This is just a common courtesy because pretty much any quote can be taken out of context without the full article. I would think an experienced newspaper guy like Murray Chass would realize this, but I guess as a lowly blogger I don't know very much about citing sources and giving credit to authors for work I quote should be no big deal.

“does not and can not care one iota for players not on the 40-man and does not in any way shape or form represent them. They are the major league baseball players association. Their responsibility is to guys who have made (or will soon) make the show – full stop. “As such, they would love hard slotting (assuming it isn’t a backdoor to the cap) that frees up money for major league vets, and they would love the removal of FA compensation, which only increases the value of existing major league free agents.”

I will disagree with Sean Forman on this issue. I think the union does care about players that aren't currently in the majors...to an extent. I don't think the union would ever agree to hard slotting (without a concession from the owners as well) simply because of the perception it takes away money from soon-to-be major league baseball players. So their stand would be they would be against hard slotting, though I am sure a part of the union also realizes if hard slotting did end up happening then it would free up money for veteran players. Still, the perception that it takes money out of younger player's pockets is a perception that would cause the player's union to not back hard slotting in the draft.

Of course I am actually an outsider, so maybe Sean Forman knows something I don't. I would agree the union wouldn't mind the removal of free agent compensation because it takes away the cost of some teams signing free agents. Though I can't say for sure I believe a lot of teams pay attention to what draft pick they will have to give up in order to sign a free agent, so there is that issue as well. Many teams if they want a player, I would guess they generally don't worry too much about the draft pick they will forfeit.

Forman, whose expertise is in statistics like WAR and VORP, strayed into unfamiliar territory,

Saying Forman has expertise in statistics like WAR and VORP and ignoring his other knowledge shows Murray has now strayed into unfamiliar territory himself.

failed to see the connection between slotting and capping and demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of how the union overlooks no player, no matter where he plays.

Which is why teams aren't able to manipulate a minor league player's service time in order to get more years out of that player before he hits free agency and arbitration? So as long as we don't count the minor league players who have their service time manipulated (and this is an ethical problem on the part of clubs like Murray argues), then the union does look out for every player, no matter where he plays...as long as he plays in the majors.

So I find it a bit interesting Murray Chass, long a proponent of teams not manipulating their minor league player's service time, would say unequivocally the union overlooks no player, no matter where he plays. I say it is interesting because Murray talks about an issue, service time manipulation, quite frequently. The union doesn't seem to be looking out for all players in that instance.

The union apparently is even prepared to agree to a change in the draft rules that would allow teams to trade draft choices as teams can do in other sports.

I think this is a great idea. I have never completely understood why teams can't trade draft picks in baseball. Teams should be able to trade picks that aren't supplemental draft picks. I think this would make the draft and trade deadline slightly more exciting. When a team is discussing a trade with another team and they can't match up with the prospects a team wants, perhaps a team would be able to use a draft pick to get the trade through. This idea excites me.

It also brings up a ton of fun scenarios about what a draft pick is worth. Joba Chamberlain? Is he worth a 2nd or 3rd round pick? Are draft picks more or less valuable because MLB has a minor league system and many times picks are used to replenish the farm system or provide organizational depth?Overall, I think trading draft picks is a good idea.

Of course the issue with trading draft picks also runs head-on into the issue of a rookie cap. For example, the Pittsburgh Pirates could trade Andrew McCutchen for a 1st and 2nd round pick to the Dodgers. What if the Dodgers have a bad year and they end up picking 11th, which is now Pittsburgh's pick, and the Pirates pick 2nd in the draft? At that point, with no rookie cap the Pirates could end up paying big money to two draft picks. Of course this could happen in today's draft as well if the Pirates pass on the 10th pick the year before, so that's why I'm not sure it is a huge issue. I want teams to be able to trade draft picks. That's my conclusion.

The owners, however, have long opposed the proposal to trade draft choices.

Which I don't understand. I would think teams trading for players at the trade deadline would rather give away a pick rather than giving away a minor league player who is somewhat proven. I would think in some cases a team trading a player at the trade deadline wouldn't mind having more picks in the draft, as long as they have confidence in their ability to select in the draft of course.

It would be great fun for picks to be traded. Imagine the offers the Nationals could have gotten for Bryce Harper or Stephen Strasburg over the last two years. The Nationals wouldn't have to make the trade, but I am sure it would have been interesting to see other teams make offers to the Nationals for these two players.

He didn’t spell out any possible plan, but it only makes sense that for the owners to agree to the trade of draft choices, they would require the union to make one and possibly two concessions.

One would be the hard-slotting system. The other would be an international draft, covering players around the world who always have been signed as unrestricted free agents.

Part of me understands the need for an international draft and a part of me does not. The NBA puts international players in the normal NBA Draft, why can't MLB do the same? If MLB is going to dedicate itself to having an international draft, why not put these players in the MLB draft? Are they afraid these foreign-born players would take draft slots away from high school and college players? That sounds kind of stupid, so I would doubt that. Yes, an international draft would increase the number of rounds in the MLB Draft. Maybe the draft could go 5-10 rounds more or so.

One of the criticism of the international draft is this...if there is going to be a draft that involves international players then certain teams are going to have a competitive advantage over other teams. Some MLB teams have a large presence in Latin American countries and would have the funding to do more in-depth scouting and study of international players. Would an international draft make the rich teams become even richer? I don't think so. Right now, the rich teams should pretty much have their pick of international players and I don't find this to be the case, so I don't know if the advantages of more funds to scout international players in an international draft would cause one team to have a huge advantage over another.

Besides the union’s opposition to it, an international draft would have to overcome the geopolitical obstacle of opposition from the countries whose young players it would affect.

I think this could be worked out on a case-by-case basis. This is part of the reason I think a separate draft for international players isn't the best idea. Perhaps MLB would be better off to have the MLB draft and international draft combined into one. Granted, some of the international players may not be amateurs, but that's the case for international players in the NBA Draft as well and I don't think it has caused huge issues.

With the relationship between the union and the commissioner’s office at its friendliest ever, it’s possible that the two sides could compromise on two or all three of the draft issues.

It's kind of interesting the NFL, which pretty much prints money because business is booming, doesn't currently have the union and commissioner's office getting along, while MLB has the union and commissioner's office getting along well and supposedly MLB is declining in popularity. I'm not sure what this tells me, but I think it is interesting.

“I expect the union would look unkindly on the hard slot and the international draft

Because the union cares about every player no matter where he plays...got that Sean Forman? If you read enough of Murray Chass' columns and sit down with Fay Vincent long enough, maybe you will learn something.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

6 comments Woody Paige May Not Know John Fox's History With Quarterbacks Very Well

I may as well write a short book called "The Tebow-Paige Chronicles" with how many times I have discussed Woody Paige and his complete infatuation with Tim Tebow. I really don't mean to talk about this once a month, but I have never seen or heard of a sportswriter advocate for a player like Woody Paige has done for Tim Tebow. I'm not even going to start talking about Tebow's skills anymore. We saw in a couple of games this past year and he didn't look terrible. He showed potential. He was essentially what I thought he was. A fairly raw quarterback with running skills that couldn't magically (contrary to Woody Paige's opinion) make the Broncos defense into a juggernaut with his mere presence in the lineup.

A recent development has happened in the Tebow saga. John Fox was hired as the Broncos head coach. This is a man I have experience with, so I feel like when Woody Paige writes an article saying Tebow is the definite starter for the 2011 season...

let's just say I have questions about whether he has done research on John Fox from his years in Carolina.

Skeptics, soothsayers, scoffers and speculators can cackle until they turn predominantly blue in the face, and the head coach and the executive vice president of football operations can fib until they grow Pinocchio noses.

Oh no, John Fox is not fibbing in any fashion and he isn't playing coy. He doesn't know who his quarterback at this point truly is. If forced to choose right now, I have little doubt he would chose Kyle Orton as his starter.

But there is no quarterback controversy in Denver.

Tim Tebow will be the Broncos' starter next season.

Yes, there is more controversy than Wood knows. John Fox greatly dislikes young quarterbacks. He doesn't like to play them until they are on their second contract in the NFL. He would wait 2-3 years after a quarterback has been drafted to start him.

Along the way through this post I am going to link some posts on Twitter from Darin Gantt, who is a Panthers beat writer for the Charlotte Observer and The Herald (in Rock Hill, South Carolina). He is a person I dare say knows John Fox and his personality about as well as any beat writer in the United States. These are Darin's comments about Orton-Tebow when asked about that situation and when he gave unsolicited opinions and they are evidence Woody Paige is mistaking wishing for something over actual realistic journalism. Very little in Fox's history says he would start Tebow over Orton. Any Tweets you see are Gantt's reactions to the QB situation in Denver.

Though I won't say Tebow won't be the quarterback in Denver, I think Woody Paige is just exercising his Tebow-ner by pronouncing him the quarterback. If Orton is on the roster, then he is the starting quarterback, at least at this point, I would bet significant money in it. Yes, I trust some guy in North Carolina over Woody Paige on this issue.

In another media interview Tuesday, John Fox reiterated that the team's quarterbacks will "compete, and we'll go from there."

To translate in Fox-speak, from Darin Gantt, on what this really means...

Cue the dramatic music. Here's the snap. Orton drops back, ... RT @ProFootballTalk John Fox won't commit to a QB: http://wp.me/p14QSB-re8

These are the reasons Tebow will be the quarterback:

This is what John Fox actually said about Kyle Orton:

Smart, he's got some of the tools it takes to play QB. There's a lot of things he does well

John Elway believes in Tebow. He has used exec-speak since taking over the Broncos, but said the night before his first news conference: "I know Tim has all the intangibles and is a good football player. Now we have to find out if he can become a very good quarterback."

What's he going to do? Bash Tebow? Tebow is exactly what Elway says he is, but it doesn't mean in January of 2011 that Tebow is definitely going to be the starter in 2011.

Elway wouldn't have hired a coach who didn't believe in Tebow.

I don't believe John Elway is basing his entire hiring process around which head coach would start Tim Tebow in 2011. Sure, developing Tebow was probably a part of the process in hiring a coach, but he hired a great defensive coach to help fix the terrible defense the Broncos had in 2010. I know Woody thinks everyone's entire world revolves around Tim Tebow like his does, but really Elway wants to have a winning team and looked to hire a guy who would give him that. It may not have been a Tebow-centric hiring. Especially if anyone looks at the history of John Fox with young quarterbacks...like he didn't really have any until this past year, and we all know how that turned out.

Fox believes in Tebow. "Whatever it takes for Tim to succeed, he will do.

BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN JOHN FOX THINKS TEBOW IS THE STARTER!

Woody Paige needs to do his research much better on John Fox. The Panthers owner had to order the General Manager to cut all of the older players on the roster because he knew if he kept them around the younger players would never get a chance to perform. Sure, we can argue about the effectiveness of this strategy, but where between "whatever it takes for Tim to succeed, he will do," and knowing the Panthers owner (Jerry Richardson) had to cut players completely off the roster so the younger players on the roster could play major roles, should Woody believe a second year quarterback would get the starting job over a veteran on a John Fox-led team? It may be a bullshit excuse for cutting costs in preparation for the lockout from , but there was some history to back up this worry.
You may ask yourself, "couldn't the owner have just demanded Fox play the younger players on the roster, rather than cut them?" Perhaps, but his history shows that Fox wouldn't do it necessarily at the quarterback position. This is the same coach who started Brian St. Pierre 10 days off the street over Jimmy Clausen one game this year just to prove he could do it to Panthers upper management. This is the same head coach who brought in Brady Quinn and Derek Anderson's quarterbacks coach to coach the quarterbacks. Sound like a good idea to you? Developing quarterbacks hasn't been a strength of Fox. So I don't know if Elway will be able to force Fox to start Tebow, even if Elway was an asshole who tried to do that.

If Tebow had been available in the second round last year, Fox probably would have lobbied for the Panthers to choose him.

I love how Woody is passing this pure speculation off as fact. Fox didn't want to take Clausen with the #48 pick and he was a steal (at the time) at that spot and Fox is close to Charlie Weis who gave Clausen a glowing recommendation. Why would Fox have chosen to draft Tebow over Clausen at that point? In fact, there is one draft in the entire time Fox was in Carolina that he had very little say in who was drafted and that was the 2010 draft. Prior to that, during Fox's time as Carolina coach the Panthers had drafted a quarterback twice...and never before the 4th round. He simply doesn't believe you need an elite quarterback to win in the NFL. What makes anyone think Fox would have lobbied to take a project quarterback in second round if he had a say, which he didn't, knowing he wasn't going to be in Carolina the very next year? So talking bullshit about how Fox "probably" would have lobbied for Tebow fails the smell test. It's just not true, no matter how much Woody wishes it were.

The Fox run-oriented offense will be perfect for Tebow, who won't be asked to carry the Broncos on every possession.

I absolutely agree with this. Tebow could thrive in Fox's system.

Mike McCoy, who will be the "real" offensive coordinator, believes in Tebow, and can design specific plays for his talents. McCoy developed Jake Delhomme into a Super Bowl and Pro Bowl quarterback with Carolina.

McCoy doesn't do a terrible job with quarterbacks, but it is a bit misleading to say he "developed" Delhomme into a Super Bowl quarterback. The Panthers made the Super Bowl, in McCoy and Delhomme's first year working together, and never made it back again while working together. McCoy worked for the Panthers from 2003-2008 and Delhomme made the Pro Bowl a total of one time...in 2005. So it is not like Delhomme "developed" into a great quarterback and stayed there. He made the Pro Bowl one year and then never seemed to play that well again. McCoy was also there for Delhomme's 2008 playoff meltdown and Delhomme peaked in 2005 never to reach that peak again. So it is fine to credit him with the good stuff, but also blame him for the bad stuff too.

The Broncos cannot keep Kyle Orton for myriad reasons. He has proven to be an average quarterback — based on third-down and red-zone conversions, mobility and, most important, victories. In his past four years (after being benched for the entire 2006 season), Orton's overall record as a starter is 22-24 (5-18 since the seventh game of 2009).

After Tebow became the starter, Orton sulked on the sidelines and never tried to assist or encourage him.

Check out this post where Paige is in love with Kyle Orton and credited him for being a good teammate and working hard, which contradicted what Woody had said in training camp and what he says here.

Orton has to be traded and there could be as many as seven suitors. He will be gone before training camp.

Want to know another reason Orton needs to be traded? Because otherwise Fox would start him. Darin Gantt says it incredibly effectively here:

Wouldn't. That's why if DEN values TT, they might ought to take the bat out of Fox's hands. RT @kravon1 Why would Fox want Tebow over Orton?




but it wouldn't be a surprise if the Broncos bring in Delhomme, who was Fox's QB from 2003-09 in Carolina, as a backup. Fox felt so badly for his veteran QB at the end — when he was booed at home — he released Delhomme so he could sign with another team,

Look, I don't expect every NFL writer in the United States to know what is happening with every NFL team. If I were a sportswriter, and I was writing about the team I cover and that team's new coach, I would make damn sure I knew what the hell I was talking about. This isn't how it went down. First off, John Fox had no control over personnel matters this past offseason, so he didn't suggest cutting Delhomme. In fact, as I stated above, Delhomme was cut so John Fox wouldn't be tempted to start him again this year and give Matt Moore a chance to start (of course Moore got the chance and he wasn't great either). Moore was going to be a free agent after this past season and the Panthers had to know if he could play or not.

In regard to the booing, Delhomme was booed at home in the Arizona Cardinals playoff game in 2008 AND during the opening game the next season against Philadelphia and that didn't prevent Fox from starting Delhomme as much as he could until Delhomme got injured at the end of 2009.

With Delhomme and Quinn, there won't be the competition Fox claims. Tebow will get the time with the first team.

Which of course Woody assumes makes the Broncos a better team. Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. Why would Woody just assume Orton couldn't be a backup though? He's been a backup before and it is not like Orton didn't see the writing on the wall when Tebow was drafted.

The two can't return to compete now that Orton is the backup — Orton won't accept a demotion (again) —

I think Woody makes the assumption Orton wouldn't take the backup job with the Broncos for two reasons:

1. He doesn't like Kyle Orton and he wants to make him look like he can't accept being demoted, despite the fact this continuously happens to him.

2. He knows if Orton stays on the roster there is a chance he is the opening game starter in 2011 and he doesn't want to make this entire column sound ridiculous, since the entire point of the article is that Tebow is the 2011 starter no matter what.

Fox does know quarterbacks, between his 16 seasons as a secondary coach and defensive coordinator in the pros, when he specifically studied films of every quarterback, and in his nine seasons as the Panthers' head coach.

Eight of the quarterbacks on teams he coached were ultimately in Super Bowls — from Steve Young to Delhomme.

The relevance of this statistic eludes me. So eight quarterbacks on teams John Fox coached were in Super Bowls at one point? Is this good compared to other coaches? I'm asking, I don't know.

Fox was saying the other day in the hallway at Dove Valley how Young was a crude, inexperienced running quarterback (and Fox was an inexperienced pro coach) when the two were with the same USFL team in Los Angeles in 1985. "A lot of people thought he'd never be a quarterback." Young, who was close to finishing his career with the Broncos before he retired in 1999 because of a number of concussions, wound up in the Hall of Fame, and Fox wound up in Denver.

So obviously we can take from the sentence about Steve Young being inexperienced in 1985 that (a) Tim Tebow is definitely the starter this year, (b) John Fox considers Tim Tebow to be like Steve Young and (c) Tim Tebow will eventually be in the Hall of Fame. Woody wants you to believe this I think.

Tebow, as with Young and Elway before him, will make himself into a very good NFL quarterback and will make the disbelievers believe.

I believe Tim Tebow can be a good NFL starting quarterback. That's not what this post was about though, it was about how Woody Paige is a huge advocate for Tim Tebow...which is probably a relevant point because Woody can write an article about the Colorado Rockies raising ticket prices or eulogize a famous Denver area athlete and end the column by stating Tim Tebow will be a good NFL quarterback. It all comes back to that for Woody.

This column was an abomination. Woody came to the conclusion Tim Tebow will be the Broncos starting quarterback next year by cherry-picking every somewhat-positive quote that has been said about Tebow by John Fox, while ignoring the positive comments Fox has said about Orton. The conclusion may end up being correct, but the way Woody got there reeks of his love for all things Tebow. He should start a fan club for Tebow instead of using his Denver Post column as a forum for his Tebow-ner.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

8 comments An Early Christmas Wish List

If change is progress, then it is my most sincere hope that progress can be had in the world of sports. I'm not asking for major changes, as I do quite often. Just a few things that Santa could and should make happen.

1. Abolish AP Player of the Year in College Football. We already have the Heisman. ESPN is wasting one of its headline stories on this when I could be reading something more newsworthy.

2. Get off Rex Ryan's back for the foot fetish video (which he did not even deny). And no, I do not have a foot fetish. The reason why I care is that it makes me think about Rex Ryan and his sex life. Don't believe me? When I say to you, "don't think about Penguins," what's the first thing you think about? That's what I thought.

3. Have Ohio State and Boise State play each other for a spot in the Big 10. If Boise wins, they move into the Big 10 and Ohio State into the WAC (it sort of works geographically). If they lose, everything remains the same.

4. Have someone smack Phil Jackson. He doesn't like working on Christmas? When you make that kind of money, you have no right to make such a comment. If he cleaned toilets, maybe I'd be more forgiving.

5. Add more playoff teams to the MLB. And just because it would be funny, have a one game, win or go home system for every round.

6. Add a 16 man, non-post players 1-on-1 contest to the NBA All-Star Weekend (Although a Shaq vs. Dwight Howard matchup would be interesting). Kobe vs. LeBron would settle a lot of office debates.

7. Force Rashard Lewis to shave his goatee. He is not an Egyptian pharaoh.

8. Force all general managers to publicly explain every trade they make. Who wouldn't want Isiah Thomas to explain in-depth every move he made during his tenure as Knicks GM? Or what about David Kahn? There are a lot of dumb moves out there in need of explanation.

9. Ban Bill Simmons from Twitter. I really do enjoy his column, but his latest tweet (as of when I'm writing this) was "14 straight, 22-4 overall + all 4 losses were winnable games in the last minute. Ladies and gentleman, the 2011 Boston Celtics!!!" and then, "Check that: 23-4 overall. And with no Perkins, no Delonte, no Jermaine's corpse and (lately) no Rondo. Once again, your 2011 Boston Celtics!" Thanks for that, Bill.

10. Have Tom Brady and Peyton Manning switch teams for 3 years (you need multiple years to develop some sort of rapport with the team and familiarity with the offense) so we can finally settle the debate of who's better. There's really no other way to do it that I can think of.

11. Find a way for every illegal TV website to broadcast in HD. If you're not in front of a TV during an important game, this one is crucial.

12. Disallow recent former players from analyzing sports on ESPN. Or at least require them to pass an English language test beforehand.

13. Institute a rookie salary scale in the NFL. JaMarcus Russell should not have a dollar to his name. Okay, well, maybe more than nothing. But not millions.

14. Invite every sports fan to an NHL arena for free. If they do not enjoy watching hockey live, they are not sports fans.

15. Have the 5 best players of the UConn Women's Basketball team (all players who participated in the streak are eligible) play a game to 11 against a terrible division I Men's team. Not a team from the big six conferences, but someone from the Big South or something. Kinda curious how that would play out.

16. Broadcast the MLB draft on TV with potential 1st round picks invited to some grand location. Who wouldn't want a Mel Kiper type on ESPN explaining whom exactly his team is drafting? Let's be honest: no one really knows anything about MLB draft picks until they reach the Big Leagues.

17. Film Hard Knocks with every NFL team every single season. Well, at least more than one team. One show for five weeks is simply not enough behind-the-scenes access. And it's not like HBO will refuse the monetary gain.

18. Require Paul Pierce to be clean shaven. The whole "I can't grow any facial hair except for random tufts so I'll wear them proudly" look simply does not work. He's holding onto his scraps like a bald guy.

19. Have the 2nd and 3rd man (the non play-by-play guys) of the ESPN Monday Night Football TV Broadcast be chosen by vote each season. Any current ESPN on-air employee would be eligible. Maybe Tony Kornheiser would still have a job. Or what if, Hannah Storm and Tony Kornheiser got voted in together? The possibilities are endless.

20. The Giants win the Super Bowl. Okay, that might be a little biased.